And, look at this. Dick Cheney goes before CPAC to present an award to co-conspirator Donald Rumsfeld, (aka, DR. Aspartame), for... for getting his ass kissed through half of CBS Evening News the other night?... For KNOWING Reagan? Gasp! woooooo! Well, someone in the CONSERVATIVE crowd yelled out at Cheney, "WAR CRIMINAL!" That's a good sign, folks. It's also a good sign when George Bush has to cancel travel plans to Switzerland, because they will ARREST HIM if he shows up. And it's a good sign when Donald Trump addresses CPAC and half the crowd SCREAMS that Ron Paul should be president!
Speaking of Aspartame, aka, Nutrasweet, a known neurotoxin related to WOOD ALCOHOL - that's the bad alcohol that kills you if you make bad moonshine. A study has found that people who drink diet soda tend to get a lot more strokes than those who don't. I WONDER WHY? Well, as soon as this news went out, the industry made some calls, and two hours later, the press was like: "Scientists are not sure if diet soda CAUSES the strokes, or if people in poor health just tend to drink more diet sodas..." Say WHAT? I am all for levity in science, but this is ridiculous. It's like suing Oprah for insulting hamburgers. "Well YOU do it TOoooo!"
Yes, the MUBAREK collusion continues, as Germany seeks to buy Wall Street, and Rahm's pre-Blagojevich plan to become Mayor of Chicago will succeed - but the teabaggers voted with Progressives against the Patriot Act the other day. And that was a choi political gaff by BONER, (correct pronunciation). Well, more good news: Tufts University did a study, finding conservatives are much more outrageously mean than liberals. So, no, these CONSTANT false equivalencies spouted by frenetically possessed redneck saviours of mankind, cornered into admitting that CONSERVATIVES ARE BEING JAGS, these claims that LIBERALS are JUST LIKE CONSERVATIVES - they are WRONG! Talking-point LIES. Like, "Liberal HATE SPEECH is as much to blame for any POSSIBLE violence as CONSERVATIVE free speech is! Like Beck saying, "Go out and shoot Progressives in the head!"?!?! Versus, mostly, liberal criticisms of inane policies and rank stupidity?
And, listen, when liberals call conservatives idiots, it tends to be, for the most part, TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! But that is included, by the study, under "outrageous rhetoric". So is Keith Olberman merely SPITTING OUT HIS COFFEE. And still, they lose. IT'S NOT OUR FAULT THAT THEY HAVE THIN SKINS - THAT THEY SPEND ALL THEIR TIME DISHING IT OUT AND NOT TAKING IT - THAT THEY ARE PAID TO BE COMFORTABLY INSULATED BY THE CORPORATE RICH, AND SO SOMETIMES REALITY IS GOING TO DISTURB THEIR WOMB-LIKE SLUMBER - THAT THEIR SELF-CONTRADICTING, IMPERIAL IDEOLOGIES END IN NOTHING BUT HYPOCRISIES AND GUILT!!!!!
And when they gripe about "OBAMA'S TARP" and the STIMULUS PACKAGE - in fact brought to us by George Bush and the Banksters, what they fail to admit is that the moderate Republicans and the Blue Dogs turned the latter into a far less effective/democratic package, filled with giveaways to the rich. It has been THE FAUX MIDDLE that has been tearing this country apart. And they need to own up to being bought out by it. Tax Cuts for the rich. No unemployment comp extensions. Dismantling Social Security and Medicaid programmes in the states. Packing the Judiciary with corporatist activists. Rewarding corporations for shipping jobs overseas. These are all the policies they have supported. And if they can't see the huge WRONG in it, then, well, yes, they DO TEND TOWARDS CORPORATE FASCISM. That's the reality. Corporate Welfare. Corporate Socialism. Corporate control. Duh!
(See more about "False equivalencies" in posts: On the Preservation of Empire).
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