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Isochronal Dreams

Quote for Today

Posted on 2011.01.23 at 10:43

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where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2011-01-24 00:16 (UTC) (Lien)
u sure are fast

no - i just want to send you porn comment
Johnny Sixarms
carface at 2011-01-24 00:16 (UTC) (Lien)
no i'm only 12. plus 10. :(
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2011-01-24 00:20 (UTC) (Lien)
well since you're 120...

Johnny Sixarms
carface at 2011-01-24 00:22 (UTC) (Lien)
yay! i knew being over 100 would have its perks!

long skinny penises annoy me, they just hit me repeatedly in the uterus :(
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2011-01-24 00:23 (UTC) (Lien)
that's why i never dated you
Johnny Sixarms
carface at 2011-01-24 00:25 (UTC) (Lien)
oh. it all makes sense now...
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2011-01-24 00:29 (UTC) (Lien)
indeed, yo, i once had a gf who's biggest turn-on was me banging into her cervix - this frightened me cuz she also kept talking about babies and calling herself my wife

but enough about me - how are the old periods coming along?
Johnny Sixarms
carface at 2011-01-24 00:48 (UTC) (Lien)
it hurts me but then my vagina has been known to fail me in every way possible. the old periods are now completely and utterly perfect though thanks to the ladypill! i even jumped through the system's hoops to get it! no mexican-meds, only the best for my uterine walls
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2011-01-24 00:55 (UTC) (Lien)
ah yeas - i dost remember dat post - my regards to your ovaries - hats off!

AND REMEMBER...

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...
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