I am the person who will destroy China. (madman101) wrote,
I am the person who will destroy China.
madman101

Which part of this is false?

Do you ever hear that commercial on the radio machine for "Shelter Pets" - where the kid is calling his dog "Sassy!" and the dog starts barking to him, and the kid interprets? (That was a long question!) Well, whenever that commercial is on, I turn up the volume for my dog.

Today, while I was packing big bags of dry dog food into plastic garbage bags, I say to my dog, "Saaaasseeee!" And he doesn't miss a beat: He starts barking like Sassy, and waits for me to "interpret"! He also likes to bark at the dogs on the big dog food bags as a joke.

I posses about 125 pounds of dry dog food - (plus about 25 more pounds of refrigerated food or snacks). How do I store it? Some goes into a small metal garbage can, and the rest goes into garbage bags (to prevent bugs) and are lifted to a shelf high up in the pantry, which I made from a little ladder.

I had a dream last night that Helen Thomas invaded Czechoslovakia.
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