That was interesting!
I thought it was about time I dispelled all these rumors that I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I just thought it was time to weird them out again.
Santa Claus loves me.
I'm wearing an insulated jeans jacket, with white fleece on the collar. I hate white fleece - it's so cheap. And I know the jacket is out of style. But I am an ever-changing agent of disorder and mahem.