where hypotheses come to die (madman101) wrote,
where hypotheses come to die
madman101

republicans want to shut down my kidneys


Why not? They shut down Presidential appointments; they're shutting down WDC every day at 2:00pm each afternoon now - they are fricken lazy lounge lizards.

I think the girl in the background on the SEINFELD episode about the psycho Opera clown (elain & jerry waiting) is Lisa Kudrow.

It's getting very difficult for me to be cool. It's been 4 years since I've been able to stream Indie music. I hear an awesome song on NPR, and it takes me forever to remember it's name, then it's already on a fucking car or Ipod TV commercial - & Zooey Deschanel is singing a damned TOILET PAPER COMMERCIAL. IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!

Whilst watching KING OF THE HILL, I hear Bobby(?) ask his dad, "Why do you fear things that you don't understand?" - I suddenly realised that most FEAR is, like voodooism and (trickle-down economics), also SUPERSTITION!

Fear what you don't understand = Superstition. Permits resorting to MONKEY BEHAVIOUR, (mob action, baboon logic, irrational laundry-folding)...

"Believe in things that you don't understand = Superstition. A form of delightful MAGICAL THINKING, (rituals, rationalisation, putting things on top of other things).


OMG - DID YOU KNOW:

Al Quaida (sp?) has poisoned EVERY FISH IN AMERICA!

No. Not really - tee hee - just kidding - everthing IS JUST FINE...

Every fish in America does have DANGEROUS LEVELS OF MERCURY. But Al Quaida didn't do it. So you can sleep well at night.

Unless you're in the South, or Michigan, where coal power plants are POISONING YOUR BRAINS WITH MORE MERCURY!

FORCING YOU TO VOTE LIKE BABOONS!

And now for a commercial from Sir Robert Kennedy Jr... (1 hour podcast)... and/or a list of the most and least pesticide-contaminated foods! GO TO: http://www.ringoffireradio.com - Copy and propagate.

Also hear Hal Sparks podified on last week's STEPHANIE MILLER SHOW http://www.stephaniemiller.com

The CW seems to be airing PHONE BOOTH movie again - interesting B movie to watch/criticise... prolly will run late tonight - but you'll be listening to Nick & Brian on http://www.wgnradio.com

EVERYONE BE SURE TO TURN YOUR LIGHTS OUT FOR AN HOUR TONIGHT AT 8:30 CENTRAL - THAT'S IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES - ( 1:30 UTC) - TO SUPPORT THE PLANET. (I support my planet. I turn off the lights, sit in the middle of my living room roasting S'Mores, and wait for the wolves to eat my recyclables). IF WE DO THIS, WE CAN POWER 8 HOUSES FOR ONE YEAR! But I have another suggestion. Take 8 single people out of their houses, move them in with me, make them pay rent in the form of full-body massages with strawberry-flavoured coconut oil and a hint of cinnamon.
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