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hal sparks says thanks

republicans want to shut down my kidneys

Posted on 2010.03.28 at 01:06

Why not? They shut down Presidential appointments; they're shutting down WDC every day at 2:00pm each afternoon now - they are fricken lazy lounge lizards.

I think the girl in the background on the SEINFELD episode about the psycho Opera clown (elain & jerry waiting) is Lisa Kudrow.

It's getting very difficult for me to be cool. It's been 4 years since I've been able to stream Indie music. I hear an awesome song on NPR, and it takes me forever to remember it's name, then it's already on a fucking car or Ipod TV commercial - & Zooey Deschanel is singing a damned TOILET PAPER COMMERCIAL. IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!

Whilst watching KING OF THE HILL, I hear Bobby(?) ask his dad, "Why do you fear things that you don't understand?" - I suddenly realised that most FEAR is, like voodooism and (trickle-down economics), also SUPERSTITION!

Fear what you don't understand = Superstition. Permits resorting to MONKEY BEHAVIOUR, (mob action, baboon logic, irrational laundry-folding)...

"Believe in things that you don't understand = Superstition. A form of delightful MAGICAL THINKING, (rituals, rationalisation, putting things on top of other things).


OMG - DID YOU KNOW:

Al Quaida (sp?) has poisoned EVERY FISH IN AMERICA!

No. Not really - tee hee - just kidding - everthing IS JUST FINE...

Every fish in America does have DANGEROUS LEVELS OF MERCURY. But Al Quaida didn't do it. So you can sleep well at night.

Unless you're in the South, or Michigan, where coal power plants are POISONING YOUR BRAINS WITH MORE MERCURY!

FORCING YOU TO VOTE LIKE BABOONS!

And now for a commercial from Sir Robert Kennedy Jr... (1 hour podcast)... and/or a list of the most and least pesticide-contaminated foods! GO TO: http://www.ringoffireradio.com - Copy and propagate.

Also hear Hal Sparks podified on last week's STEPHANIE MILLER SHOW http://www.stephaniemiller.com

The CW seems to be airing PHONE BOOTH movie again - interesting B movie to watch/criticise... prolly will run late tonight - but you'll be listening to Nick & Brian on http://www.wgnradio.com

EVERYONE BE SURE TO TURN YOUR LIGHTS OUT FOR AN HOUR TONIGHT AT 8:30 CENTRAL - THAT'S IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES - ( 1:30 UTC) - TO SUPPORT THE PLANET. (I support my planet. I turn off the lights, sit in the middle of my living room roasting S'Mores, and wait for the wolves to eat my recyclables). IF WE DO THIS, WE CAN POWER 8 HOUSES FOR ONE YEAR! But I have another suggestion. Take 8 single people out of their houses, move them in with me, make them pay rent in the form of full-body massages with strawberry-flavoured coconut oil and a hint of cinnamon.

Comments:


literaryrepose
literaryrepose at 2010-03-28 04:29 (UTC) (Lien)
Hey, I'm a single person and I love strawberry-flavoured coconut oil.. =D

Also, Zooey Deschanel on a toilet paper commercial - really? Do you have a link?
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2010-03-29 03:42 (UTC) (Lien)
i've got deja vous

et vous?

you know any frenchies up there?

we could have a nom de plum! - i mean... manage des trois...

anyway - i've got the coconut oil now all i need is an airplane ticket or else video skype

well - zooey has at least two TV commercials and at least one is about COTTON - sorry - but maybe another one is tp... no linky linky... i'm eventually posting a tiny bit about She & Him etc. on indie_lifestyle

this was a popular post - about 300 hits in one day - and only you commented - cuz ur special!

literaryrepose
literaryrepose at 2010-03-30 02:38 (UTC) (Lien)
I must be the only one brave enough to offer myself as your coconut-oil masseuse!

Found the commercial about cotton and wow, she isn't really much of a singer..
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2010-03-30 05:44 (UTC) (Lien)
she and her band have great style - unique yet 60s retro - she's an OK singer there and improving - but in the cotton commercial i saw, her voice was very blah

yes - you are brave - although i have body of sexual - ha ha i talk like russian yes? - plus my POOP post pretty much shut everybody up i guess... dah

what the hell

why am i rhyming...

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