DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL...
Senator John McCain is apparently proposing an alternate idea, which he refers to as:
HIDE AND GO SEEK...
Whereas John Sessions, saying "We are not Great Britain," and, "This will undoubtedly lead to sheep," has introduced another idea called:
PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY...
All of the Republicans apparently can't decide upon which strict policy would be the most FUN, so they are now taking the whole question up to some guy who's stuck in an airport bathroom in Minnesota or a log cabin or something... I don't really follow this stuff.
Meanwhile, Obama is spearheading an ingenious way to resolve everything: An educational campaign to teach guys what to do when they see another guy's woodie. Because, really, ISN'T THAT BASICALLY THE WHOLE PROBLEM?!
OK. I'll do my animal post later. I've got to be movin on...
