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(it's not vomity!!!) - IT'S C O M E D Y !

Posted on 2010.01.02 at 11:40
This is one of the weirdest and coolest things I've ever heard. Be sure to listen to ACT 2... http://www.thislife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?sched=1272

1 - Hunt down Dimitrius The Hedgehog.

2 - Smash a mayonaise-filled pumpkin.

3 - Become more grasshopper-like.

4 - Find out who's living under this couch.

5 - Punch Tom Cruise in the face.

6 - Become Christian Scientist.

7 - Invent God - also: additive-free Pringles.

8 - Show more respect to alien invaders.

9 - Wear shorter skirts.

10- Achieve fame by being mentioned in Nick DiGilio's "Drunks: In The News!"

11- Tattoo a Spice Girl on my arm and get into clubs for free.

12- Get the damn Communists out of my computer, cook them up with chives, and send them to

13- Rethink my role in "Avatar II: The Hal Sparks Story".

14- Weave a basket larger than my house and float away to Peoria.

15- Donate past girlfriends to mental-health research.

16- Fix the spigot in my middle ear.

17- Appear in public.

18- Smear meat all over Robyn Williams and Don Rickles and watch them eat each other.

19- Demand airtime from Conan O'Brien the next time we have sex.

20- Stop cracking my knuckles in the confessional.

21- Stop swinging on telephone lines to irritate my neighbours.

22- Invite the voices to breakfast.

23- Don't send out any more Christmas Cards with pictures of Tiger Woods on them.

24- Don't worry about all of the above just get my damned car fixed.


Luminous: The pale halo-shaped cloud was hovering over Moscow on Wednesday

Wear lots of red underwear! It's supposedly GOOD LUCK for the New Year. (I always thought you were supposed to wear raw eggs on your head).


Bettie Machete
xlucy_intheskyx at 2010-01-02 17:59 (UTC) (Lien)
I wonder if red bras count, because I own those. For some reason, no red underwear. Maybe that is why I don't have any luck.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2010-01-02 23:50 (UTC) (Lien)
Red bras count. And I count red bras. They are lucky because they protect you from boys.

Girls once threw mountains of panties to me when I played the harp and danced on stage - I'm sure I can set you up with a pair...

I was so famous... *sob*
Johnny Sixarms
carface at 2010-01-02 21:40 (UTC) (Lien)
if you wanna become more grasshopper-like, just get caught in the wind and come flying toward my head at 90mph and get stuck in my hair. that's what most grasshoppers do

what a coinky-dink, i just bought a pair of red underwear :O!
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2010-01-03 00:21 (UTC) (Lien)
and that's kinda the story of my life

yo - i'm the person who invented the term "CoinkyDink" - I'm serious, it was me - anyway, congratulation on yur latest good fortune, many happy reruns

(every time i comment back to you, i walk away with this eirie feeling that there was greater wisdom in your comment than i ever saw)

i am grasshopper
Johnny Sixarms
carface at 2010-01-03 04:01 (UTC) (Lien)
well that's a coinkydink then cause i always have that same feeling from you!
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