Think of a sentence or phrase you are ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN has never been spoken or written before, IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE.
Post it in your journal and repost this challenge!
You are now a GENIUS!
Defy you're friends to Google your phrase using the most powerful search engines! You shall only laugh derisively! They will turn to salt, uttering your words, pondering your greatness.
Unless they find that your phrase has been used somewhere else, at some other time, in which case you shall be painfully buffered by a truckload of nervous Dervishes from the planet Cow-Pie...