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red penguin of doom

(and they don't spell right)

Posted on 2009.11.20 at 21:43
Brandi Carlile sounds like David Grey.

♥ Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

♥ But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

♥ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

♥ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

♥ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

♥ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

♥ I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.

♥ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

♥ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

♥ Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

♥ The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

♥ The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.

~~Mark Twain

Comments:


kelseyinked
kelseyinked at 2009-11-21 06:32 (UTC) (Lien)
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

and

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

These are awesomely accurate. I don't pray, but I like the assumed contradiction...
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2009-11-21 19:53 (UTC) (Lien)
i agree - it's weird cuz these are the same two that jumped out at me - and yet they were slightly difficult for my brain to read

i don't pray either - never have enough time - what with being damned and all
literaryrepose
literaryrepose at 2009-11-21 08:46 (UTC) (Lien)
Haha! I love the one about Satan. It's hard to believe these were written a few centuries ago.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2009-11-21 19:56 (UTC) (Lien)
i just realized that "Satan" might be an abbreviation for Sara Palin... i wonder wut her middle name is...

anyway yeah - he be dead - but fits right in today

yo
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