I am the person who will destroy China. (madman101) wrote,
I am the person who will destroy China.

what i learnt t'day....

#1: Russia is being invaded by a giant toilet plunger...

Pictured: The Independence Day-shaped cloud hovering in the skies over Moscow   .. By Daily Mail Reporter

In what could have been a scene from the film Independence Day, a luminous ring-shaped cloud could be seen hovering over the city of Moscow last week.

The pale gold 'halo' could be seen above the Russian capital city's Western District on Wednesday, and was captured on film by stunned Muscovites.

Meteorologists rejected any theories of the supernatural however, calling it an optical effect.

Luminous: The pale halo-shaped cloud was hovering over Moscow on Wednesday

Luminous: The pale halo-shaped cloud was hovering over Moscow on Wednesday

A spokesman from the city's weather forecast said: 'Several fronts have been passing through Moscow recently, there was an intrusion of the Arctic air too, the sun was shining from the west – this is how the effect was produced.'

  He added: 'This is purely an optical effect, although it does look impressive.

#2: There are at least a half dozen Arabic radio stations in Sydney,Australia.

#3: David Grey, Coldplay, and Hugh Laurie are all the same person, and that's why they've never performed on the same stage.

#4: China and Google are also the same person.

#6: We will finally realise that Global Warming exists when we notice the huge WAKE being made by the moon.

#7: I could have won a Nobel Prize after all.

#8: Although I completely cleaned my laptop, there's a Korean running around inside it, IM'ing in Chinese, and practicing Japanese NANBA,

#9: Someone calls my phone every day from Chicago and leaves the sound of a giant refrigerator on my answering machine.

#10: I ate my last canister of Pringles yesterday.


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