"we'll have universal health care WHEN PIGS FLY!""hey. guess what?"
i created this joke many days ago. i finally heard a version of it on "STEPHANY MILLER." that's OK, it can be used many different ways. the main thing is: whenever i think of something, it eventually becomes public domain. i don't even have to do anything. i don't have to call a talk show or write a letter to the editor. i don't even have to tell anyone. as soon as i think of it, it is magically spoken or published somewhere. take obama's head for instance. i began posting about my CHIA HEAD months ago. and then what happens? some businessman actually HAS A DREAM and then creates the famous OBAMA CHIA HEAD. it's surreal. it's psychonormal. it's cosmopormophic. as soon as i have a thought, good or bad, i am terrorised by the deterministic repercussions of my act. i was recently disturbed by the possibility that the police were going to serve me a summons. god knows, my imagination played out every scenario on this theme. last night, on my police scanner, i hear them tracking this man who was going to different houses, telling people he had to serve them a summons, and so they had to let him come in. he was arrested, methinks. his license plate was: "NYY LOU 4".
"well, that's an interesting license plate," i said to my imaginary cat.
this morning, i had to set up a doctor's appointment. on the phone. the nurse's name was LOU.
i've also posted about an epidemic of people in rockford dropping hard with burning lungs, trouble breathing, and flu-like symptoms, as reported by my scanner, whom i also refer to as my shrink. That was weeks ago - but i knew something was in the air. Even then.
Regarding swine flu: I'm not interested in it anymore. the media blitz is to blame. we have nothing to worry about - except the economy, which was conveniently pushed out of the lime-light. but the conspiracy theorists had a feeding frenzy. apparently, the virus is one part normal flu, one part bird flu, and two part swine flu. (except that one part "swine flu" is 1918 Spanish Flu, which was a BIRD flu). and, so this means it was created by scientists. and also because, apparently, all flu's are created in military bases or labs. i even listened to one guy talking about all flu's being spread to earth via the tails of comets and planets. (in fact, some of this guy's other ideas are curiously interesting). but, whether or not this virus was bioengineered, there are some important conspiracy theory facts to keep in mind. donald rumsfeld, who was responsible for legalising the neuro-toxic artificial sweetener ASPARTAME, (NutraSweet), is also making moocho money off stock in companies who created Tami flu and flu vaccines, which have already been stockpiled by the MILLIONS by the government. AND SEXY TV commercials for these drugs already began playing A WEEK AGO. and, strangely, Hamland Security delayed considerably before commenting on the pandemic. finally, the Rockefellers are connected somehow.
i could discuss the broader, more possible, and longer-term conspiracy theory scenarios, but, as i said, i'm not interested. and, i am avoiding any vaccinations. mainly because i spend my life in a bathtub. in case there's a tornado.
actually, the main problem is: OBSCENELY VILE AND INHUMANE PIG FARMS. if there is one thing i've learnt in life, it's that poorly regulated american CORPORATIONS ARE ALWAYS TO BLAME. it's enough to make ORWELL BLUSH. but not cheney.
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