i killed a moose and i LIKED e-a-it!

what's black and white and red all over?

- drilling in Anwar!

what's the opposite of a terrorist?

- a community organizer!

who's da killa from wasilla?

- illa  illa  illa - eh  -  eh  -  eh

para-sailin'?...

- takes me away to where i always heard it would be...

you know, next to Sarah...

- McCain looks rather PALIN comparison....

what do you get when you cross sarah palin with a moose?

- a moose.....               in lipstick.... yarg!!!!!!!

here's how we can fix the economy:

invade alaska because it contains weapons of moose destruction, then sell it to russia

that is all