where hypotheses come to die (madman101) wrote,
where hypotheses come to die

monkey buz

first, i went and bought some brocolli and sunflower seeds...

i actually went and got a "HANDICAPPED" ID at the local bus stop.  even though the only time i catch busses is when i'm feeling pretty good.  i figure that it is still OK for me to pay half price for the bus since i am so fricken poor due to CFS.  when i was at the station, i was looking at the guy preparing the ID - through a large window.  on the other side of his room, there was a window looking outside.  so i was looking through their room and out that window, when this crazy looking handicapped black guy walked across, giving the guys inside THE FINGER.  it was funny and yet creepy.  so they went into emergency alert and tried to catch this guy who could hardly walk and looked retarded.  i was almost expecting a star-trek emergency siren to go off, etc.

then i went to the public safety building to pay a fee and to also try to contact the community police officer about illegal dumping on our property.  i walked up to the security scanner, where you empty your change and go through a scanner.  there were about ten cops operating the stupid little place.  when i put down my little bag of groceries, one cop was almost yelling: "what's in THERE?  what's in THERE!.."  i told him it was brocolli.  after he got over his shock, he giggled and all the cops kissed me.

then i went to the library and paid bills over the phone.  that librarian girl showed up for work and walked by and we refused to look at each other but apparently she looks pretty hot.  (monday on the bus - i also ignored that crazy artist girl i met two weeks ago - even though she was sitting directly across and waving - cuz she pissed me off).

anyway - i'm off to stores or else home.  it depends.

so here's some links on cryptozoology, etc....

the previously mentioned
Montauk Monster


Coast to Coast AM With George Noory

Urban Legends Reference Pages

Urban Legends


Is Bush the Antichrist?: A Culture of Corruption

Chupacabra - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Report: Nearly half world's primates face extinction - CNN.com

woohoo!  homo sapiens ROCKS!  ps - happy hiroshima day


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