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U.S. CRACKS DOWN ON STEROID USE BY LETTERS OF ALPHABET

Posted on 2007.10.17 at 06:25
Is there a full moon?  maybe it's venus - so perdy.  or maybe it's that damned retrograde despairfaery keeps talking about.  or maybe it's PRESSURE DROP.  woe yeeaaah....

but last night an asshole neighbour is yelling at me from across the block, while i'm watching kurska in the back yard.  calling me names.  racist names.  how come that's ok for blacks?  and he basically has emotional problems cuz he hates being half-white.  anyway, most native blacks in america have some white in them, and vice versa.  how about you leave me out of it and let me watch my doggie?

then i was pulling out of my drive and the next-doorers leave a can of pop on my fence - simply to continue with their fucking-withness.  i knocked it off as i drove out.  then the cashier wouldn't shut up because she couldn't remember the name of... david crosby?  she halted our whole conversation for minutes to dwell on that.  then i'm driving back and see a bunch of guys standing around the little brick wall of a restaurant, which was all busted up to hell.  then i'm behind a pick-up that was speeding behind another car, and they're sitting at a green light yelling at each other.  while my general public was playing "Time to get the handgun out"...  i wasn't about to honk my horn.  good decision.  then some guy got shot to death by the police a little later.

more rockford news: - guy accidentally shoots himself and blames a gang member.  - police chase landlord who pulls gun on tenant after asking for security deposit.  -  man at local tavern shows off gun, saying he is a government agent, "and if i told you more, i'd have to kill you."

my skulls finally arrived in the mail!  i love it when i get skulls in the mail!  unfortunately, they were intercepted at the O'harA airport...

STORIES -
U.S. CRACKS DOWN ON ILLEGAL CAPS LOCK

A.P. - The government today issued a warning about excessive use of CAPS LOCK.  For years, many internet users have complained that the excessive use of CAPS LOCK put them at an unfair disadvantage, leaving them unable to compete successfully in the world of blogness.  They saw it as a bullying tactic that benefitted no one but the user, since it gets really hard to read CAPS LOCK after a while, but people simply withdraw into themselves thinking, "It must be true - it's in CAPS LOCK!"

But todays warning went beyond this conventional casism, noting that a CAPS LOCK steroid ring has been identified operating out of Columbia, and which is providing the alphabet illegal steroid use online in return for sexual eggs and sperm, which are apparently used in columbia to create martian-hitler supermen to one day defeat the American Bush Dynasty.  Officials of the International Major Case Committee said the illegal use of steroids to pump up your alphabet is immoral and unseemly, and eventually degrades the legitimacy of language.  "Just say no!"  Said Avery Envelopes.  When asked why his corporation uses flax seed oil to balloon some of it's letters, Envelope just said, "No!"

The FBI and CIA and INTERPOL and the Fourth Grade English Teacher Association have combined under Homeland Security to police the use of CAPS LOCK on the internet, and from now all use shall be given a curfew of 11:pm, although they have been unable to deal with the fact that, while the internet supercedes local times on Earth, 11:pm is a different time all over the world.  What that has to do with CAPS LOCK, I really don't know.



well - unfortunately there is no story posted yet about the skulls found at O'Hare Airport - so here's one about a UFO - pretty much the same thing don't ya think? -

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-JqdxQb0jeqtiFnwcpfvQ

PS - A big HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL MY LJ FRIENDS WHO HAVE HAD A BIRTHDAY IN THE LAST 365 DAYS!  AND ALSO TO ANYONE WHO HAS A BIRTHDAY COMING UP IN THE NEXT 365 DAYS!  YOU ARE SPECIAL!

good - i'm glad i got that out of the way...

Comments:


★  Ashlee ★
umbreons_shadow at 2007-10-17 13:59 (UTC) (Lien)
I AM ALLOWED TO USE CAPLOCKS AND YOU CAN READ IT JUST FINE - OKAY?
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-10-17 17:23 (UTC) (Lien)
interpol has long fingers
The Faery Of Dark Despair
despairfaery at 2007-10-17 19:38 (UTC) (Lien)
*shakes fist at sky* DAMN YOU MERCURY
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-10-17 20:06 (UTC) (Lien)
Mercury is doing the moon walk!
hipster prospector
tiffiny at 2007-10-17 19:56 (UTC) (Lien)
CASISM!
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-10-17 20:07 (UTC) (Lien)
your momma eats chereos
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