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buyer beware?

Posted on 2007.10.10 at 06:58
i thought this was insightful - posted by lonelygodess   and comments by lonelygodess  in italics...
10 Signs That He's Not the One for You

1. Not high on life. If the man you are dating or married to needs an extra boost to get through the day (other than simply having you in his life), then your relationship is in jeopardy. Alcohol and substance abuse will always be more important to him than you are, so step aside and encourage him to focus on recovery. Since this often takes quite a bit of time, keep your distance and support him from afar. But remember, even his sober-self may not be what you want in your life, so take stock and be realistic about what's best for you.

1. Yes, because clearly all women are so fantastic every man that's with one should be ecstatic 24/7 and worshiping said female for making his life so complete. Yes? Um, no. And of course, any man who isn't acting like a happy puppy is on the pot. (FYI alcohol? Not a stimulant. Doesn't make you happy. Try looking for a different reason for him to drink. Like maybe you're a morron?)

2. Has a previous engagement. If he's already married and trying to date you, it's cheating, not just on his wife and family, but on you as well. Look, if you know he's married, you are disillusioned -- you think he's going to leave his wife for you. Tune in to your own reality show and break it off. If you truly don't know, look for possible signs: is he able to spend holidays with you? Do you only have his cell number? Have you ever been to his place (really his place, not his friend's bachelor pad)? Does he seem secretive and defensive? Hmmm.

2. I love this. Women who knowingly date married men are no longer home wreckers, they're being "cheated" by the cheating spouse. Erm, ladies? HE ISN'T YOUR SPOUSE! Don't come crying when your relationship with an involved individual doesn't pan out, idiot. And those warning signs? May just indicate you're dating James Bond. And there's nothing wrong with that.

3. Likes your clothes...a lot. A man dressing like a woman at Halloween, once, is funny. Twice, not so much. Three times and he also wants to shop at Victoria's Secret with you, and it's time to re-evaluate the relationship. A good man may be hard to find, but you have plenty of "girl" friends. Stay casual friends with this guy if you like, but say bye-bye to a romance and find a man who prefers trousers over pantyhose.

3. This one just pisses me off. Some of us LIKE our boyfriends/husbands/guy friends to wear our underwear/pants/dresses. I can think of a hand full of girls who've played makeover with their SOs. It's only clothes. Get over yourselves. Stop being so Prussian! Do you wear pants? Yes? Well then STFU.

4. Keeps a harem. There are a lot of blended families today, and many couples have children from previous relationships, but it's a big no-no to create a new life while you are married to or dating someone else. Even though you love him and he's sorry and he'll never do it again, you need to break up with him. It's not being unsympathetic, it's self-preservation.

4. This has absolutely nothing to do with blended families.

5. Infatuated with work. Being dedicated to your work is a very attractive quality -- it shows drive, initiative and responsibility. But if your own sacrifices, such as raising the kids on your own, going to family functions alone, and setting aside your own dreams and goals, are not appreciated (a lot) by your mate, you need to ask yourself if you are in a marriage or the live-in help.

5. ...Sacrifices? I don't get it. "Your own dreams and goals", eh? What does not being appreciated have to do with living with a work-a-holic?

6. Sexually preoccupied. What goes on in the bedroom, stays in the bedroom. Figuring out what turns you both on is a good and healthy thing. Being in a committed relationship means doing these things together, so finding out your partner is getting all hot and bothered on the internet or while flipping the pages of a magazine you found in his sock drawer, or -- yuck -- by calling 888-hot-love are real red flags that he's more interested in "me" than "thee." Ask him about it and decide if you really want someone else turning on your man.


7. Adores material things. All women feel great when a sophisticated man wants to be with them, but if he spends more time in front of the mirror than you do, spends more money on his clothing and is more interested in what he has in his possession than what he has in you, think again if that handsome face and big bank account is worth it. Relationships cannot be based on things and appearances. There needs to be a solid foundation of genuine caring, concern, respect and friendship, in addition to love. It's not who has the most toys who wins, but what is actually valued in a relationship consistently, every day. Think about it.

7. Rich attractive men are all uncaring children. The end. (Seriously, what the hell?) I wish guys would be more concerned about how they dress, and I don't feel threatened if someone looks nicer than I do. And since when is spending more money that you've earned on yourself than on your girlfriend a bad thing? Way to be a gold digger. GTFO my planet.

8. Has bad juju. Intuition is a very useful tool, so if you detect something inappropriate when your man is in the presence of family members or children or friends you don't see that often, pay attention. A dark history or secret life can easily be hidden by a charming personality and a smile. If you are married to the man, you need to get some answers. If you are dating, listen to your head over your heart and tell him it's just not working out. Even if you are wrong, there was definitely something about him that wasn't right for you.

8. Why are you already married to this "man"? Is it James Bond again?

9. Owns a pair of brass knuckles. It is never, under any circumstance, ever OK for anyone to be mean or to hurt you physically in any way. A bad day, stress at the office, something you may have said or done - nope, not good enough. This type of behavior says "bad news" all over it. Break up, leave, change your number. You do not need someone in your life at the expense of your self-respect and safety.

9. Obvious advice is full of obvious.

10. Isn't the one. Sometimes it's a good idea - and very okay - to break up simply because there is no chemistry. It's hard to keep waiting for the "right one," but it's worth it in the end. No one wants to feel as though they've "settled." You are worth having someone be loving and kind and special and make bells ring and birds chirp in your head, to make your heart pound and your palms sweaty. If it just isn't there, say "thank you very much, nice to have met you" and wait for Mr. Right.

10. Birds chirp? In your HEAD? No thank you, I'm chock-full up of crazy already!

I think this advice was written by a selfish old bag who's been divorced 30X over and loves to make lists of all the things HE did wrong just to fell better about being crabby and alone.


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greebo at 2007-10-10 12:17 (UTC) (Lien)
*bows to the greatness that is lonelygodess*

oh and hello *waves*
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madman101 at 2007-10-10 12:44 (UTC) (Lien)
ha ha - cool

hi yo - goodmorning!
★  Ashlee ★
umbreons_shadow at 2007-10-10 13:34 (UTC) (Lien)
Holy crap. I never knew you were madman's friend too. :P
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greebo at 2007-10-10 13:37 (UTC) (Lien)
haha he appeared on my "consideration" list ;) that normally sits on about 23 of old friendies who no longer are around i added him back a couple of days ago and havnt had a chance to do a "welcome" post
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madman101 at 2007-10-10 20:32 (UTC) (Lien)
you just added me? - did we talk earlier? cuz i thought you've been a friend for a little bit at least.
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greebo at 2007-10-10 22:48 (UTC) (Lien)
lol i only noticed you on my "to be added list" recently :P
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madman101 at 2007-10-10 23:55 (UTC) (Lien)
i feel so dumpy
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greebo at 2007-10-11 08:11 (UTC) (Lien)
*pats* tis ok, you never announced the add so i had to notice you had done it is all :P
★  Ashlee ★
umbreons_shadow at 2007-10-11 00:55 (UTC) (Lien)
You hurt his feelings! :P
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madman101 at 2007-10-11 01:46 (UTC) (Lien)
i'm always dumpy
★  Ashlee ★
umbreons_shadow at 2007-10-10 13:13 (UTC) (Lien)
This is fucking awesome.
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madman101 at 2007-10-10 20:33 (UTC) (Lien)
only because i had nothing to do with it

i used to post a lot more of this type of stuff - that's when i was a LJ flirt - they said
mysterylodge at 2007-10-10 13:49 (UTC) (Lien)
Hmmm. I fit 1,3,6,7, and 9.

Now it all makes sense!

I guess it's time to go beat up my material things (while smoking crack) until the spew panties all over me & then I can have sexzors with them.

Yes. I'm feelin' it.
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madman101 at 2007-10-10 20:33 (UTC) (Lien)
you go girl!

nice to hear from you again
mysterylodge at 2007-10-10 20:39 (UTC) (Lien)
I may not comment a lot, but I read my friends list every day, and I lurk, and occasionally (before the coffee kicks in) I comment. :)
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madman101 at 2007-10-10 20:52 (UTC) (Lien)
that's fine - i like you as a lurker too
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