where hypotheses come to die (madman101) wrote,
where hypotheses come to die
madman101

the human version of squirrel

is hillary clinton the new madonna?

three cheers for the wisconsin badgers!  they defended the heartland trophy against iowa.  even i can say that was a good game.  it was surreal when iowa jumped on the ball in a pile - in the end-zone - and somehow it pops out of the pile and then wisconsin jumps on it - and first it's a touch-down for wisconsin - then it's called as a dead ball - then it's called as an inadvertent whistle - then they agree to start over and finally wisconsin wins the touchdown back

i think the autumn colours here are going to be awesome this year.  right now - everything is still mature shades of green.  but there were two or three trees on e. state street - where the sun hits early in the morning - which were already a beautiful blazing red.

and the squirrels are starting their annual suicide mission to gather nuts.  i swear squirrels don't think about their safety when they gather their nuts.  they are too excited - and their brains are too busy trying to compute where they will hide them, and copying that to clipboard

one year they didn't have a lot of time to do all that because there was a drought - so a lot of them ended up as roadkill - then the next year all these mutant black squirrels showed up

if i were a squirrel i would promise major changes

i went and got a rotiserie chicken for me and Dog - i got the eye from two prepubescent girls - i was really hoping for old italian men but i take what i can get - this morning i noticed the back garden gate was opened - and I HAD LEFT MY CAR COMPLETELY UNLOCKED

i curse myself
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