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the human version of squirrel

Posted on 2007.09.23 at 07:59
is hillary clinton the new madonna?

three cheers for the wisconsin badgers!  they defended the heartland trophy against iowa.  even i can say that was a good game.  it was surreal when iowa jumped on the ball in a pile - in the end-zone - and somehow it pops out of the pile and then wisconsin jumps on it - and first it's a touch-down for wisconsin - then it's called as a dead ball - then it's called as an inadvertent whistle - then they agree to start over and finally wisconsin wins the touchdown back

i think the autumn colours here are going to be awesome this year.  right now - everything is still mature shades of green.  but there were two or three trees on e. state street - where the sun hits early in the morning - which were already a beautiful blazing red.

and the squirrels are starting their annual suicide mission to gather nuts.  i swear squirrels don't think about their safety when they gather their nuts.  they are too excited - and their brains are too busy trying to compute where they will hide them, and copying that to clipboard

one year they didn't have a lot of time to do all that because there was a drought - so a lot of them ended up as roadkill - then the next year all these mutant black squirrels showed up

if i were a squirrel i would promise major changes

i went and got a rotiserie chicken for me and Dog - i got the eye from two prepubescent girls - i was really hoping for old italian men but i take what i can get - this morning i noticed the back garden gate was opened - and I HAD LEFT MY CAR COMPLETELY UNLOCKED

i curse myself

Comments:


★  Ashlee ★
umbreons_shadow at 2007-09-23 13:28 (UTC) (Lien)
I'm not privileged enough to have squirrels. ;]
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-09-23 13:33 (UTC) (Lien)
australia doesn't have squirrels?
★  Ashlee ★
umbreons_shadow at 2007-09-23 14:30 (UTC) (Lien)
no. send them here. ;p
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-09-23 20:36 (UTC) (Lien)
wouldn't they need pouch surgery or something first?

hey - if i move to van damiens land, what am i going to muse at if there are no squirrels?

got any girls?
★  Ashlee ★
umbreons_shadow at 2007-09-24 00:03 (UTC) (Lien)
There's kangaroos.

The girls can be slutty. XD
Joo
jewelsl85 at 2007-09-23 16:40 (UTC) (Lien)
I love squirrels.

Also, I would pay good money to see Hillary perform "Like A Virgin" just for the laughs it would bring me.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-09-23 20:39 (UTC) (Lien)
i totally love squirrels - i call them man-rats sometimes - with they little hands and they little heads

ha ha ha - that would be hilareous! i bet we can expect a kiss from britney in the near future too

fricken lesbians trying to take over

i like hillary - she is in my top friends on my brendan myspace

she's down at the bottom with these three animated sex bombs ha ha
Dot
dottie_luv at 2007-09-29 06:13 (UTC) (Lien)
ahh, squirrels. today, i was driving and 2 just wouldnt move outta the road. its odd. i had to yell at it.

and i guess theres a mutant black squirrel who lives in the scandinavian cemetery.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-10-01 22:20 (UTC) (Lien)
scandinavian cemetary - is that at alpine and e state or is that the one off of sinnissippi - by parkview? or rural?

i love the latter - it is a great place to go - awesome

yeah - firken squirrels - funny but i love them - maybe you saw a spirit ghost squirrel - the richest kid - better than coffee - am i drunk?

yo - after you find out that all the guys at RVC are idiots, we should go squirrel hunting with my faithful steed kurska

i think you are a sore thumb in this town and you could benefit from my worldy squirelly wisdom

yeah - anyway - hi!
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