with piece of just ass for all
sorry - i didn't want those puns to go to waste
i really love your peaches
well - it's nice to be relieved of the 8-year old child that has been sprouting from the left side of my head for the last three weeks
the operation was to be yesterday - but the little monkey took off before that could even happen
apparently he had issues with immigration and the IRS
he kept asking me to declare myself an independent country
"oh really?" i said, "how am i supposed to do that?"
he said, "believe me, just keep using that cologne"
well - back to reality - i just had a dream that stated AS A FACT that the chinese have always felt that hawaii was part of china, and they hoped to have it back some day, although they would never make a claim on it
what i know about the hawaiian islands: they were polynesian islands, probably also visitted by the japanese Ainu - and they sort of belonged to Britain for a few seconds
there is at least a 95% chance that i have NEVER heard that chinese "FACT" ever in my life - so that means if i research it and find it to be true, i will start believing it may be possible that dreams can be independent sources of information - just like fox news
because god knows my dreams lately have had almost nothing to do with me