I am the person who will destroy China. (madman101) wrote,
I am the person who will destroy China.

household tips?

does anyone have any suggestions as to how i can remove tony blair from my kitchen?  he's been there all night and he stopped talking about 6 hours ago.  he said he's waiting for carl reiner.  i don't know what to do - and i am completely out of gin!  i wouldn't mind it so much except he reminds me of this kid i knew in grade school.  i mean - how polite am i supposed to be to a former head-of-state?  oh, wait...  hold on...

jesus - that's chastity bono just now at the door and she says she needs some ant-repellent if i have any!! -  now i don't know if i should invite her in with tony blair sitting there and iggy pop mumbling in the corner something about he should have invested in bio-diesel...

my life gets really complicated sometimes!

(ps - david hasselhoff)

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