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household tips?

Posted on 2007.07.19 at 15:11
does anyone have any suggestions as to how i can remove tony blair from my kitchen?  he's been there all night and he stopped talking about 6 hours ago.  he said he's waiting for carl reiner.  i don't know what to do - and i am completely out of gin!  i wouldn't mind it so much except he reminds me of this kid i knew in grade school.  i mean - how polite am i supposed to be to a former head-of-state?  oh, wait...  hold on...

jesus - that's chastity bono just now at the door and she says she needs some ant-repellent if i have any!! -  now i don't know if i should invite her in with tony blair sitting there and iggy pop mumbling in the corner something about he should have invested in bio-diesel...

my life gets really complicated sometimes!

(ps - david hasselhoff)


abnorml1 at 2007-07-19 21:43 (UTC) (Lien)
who does he think he is? He's not even the prime minister anymore.
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madman101 at 2007-07-20 00:05 (UTC) (Lien)
i KNOW! i had a pile of laundry sitting right there and he never ONCE offered to wash it for me!
★  Ashlee ★
umbreons_shadow at 2007-07-19 23:33 (UTC) (Lien)
Lure him out some cream and scones and fire, don't forget to use the shiny thing!...
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madman101 at 2007-07-20 00:06 (UTC) (Lien)
ah - you are too wise

way too wise

i'd munch on the scones

shahman at 2007-07-21 01:27 (UTC) (Lien)
..and the scary thing is, this post made sense.

When I sat down for my mid-day delivery, I saw David Spade scrubbing out my bathtub. Felt sorry for the guy, but I didn't have any spare change on me.
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madman101 at 2007-07-21 06:18 (UTC) (Lien)
i know - this whole thing about making celebrities more like the common folk is getting outta control!

but i have to apologise about the david spade thing - he needed a job so i got him started on my bathtub and he ended up with his own multi-million dollar business

he still scrubs a few on his own cuz he's gay
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