right-handed people never wave with their left hands
america was first discovered by canadians
president rutherford b hayes was a cannibal
dinosaurs were highly intelligent and had an ongoing anti-terrorism campaign against lemurs
washing machines revolve counter-clockwise in australia and new zealand
every forty years the solar system revolves around pluto for 17 days
the mayans invented the toaster oven
melissa rivers was created from a skin graft
it is impossible to tie your shoes with your elbows
south america celebrates the fourth of july as "dependence day"
all people with back problems are either secretly or openly homosexual
santa claus is a rabbit
global warming is caused by antiperspirants
it is illegal for siamese twins to run for president and vice president
the tv series "lost" was filmed entirely in new jersey, in one take and on quaaludes
if you grab a complete stranger's earlobe you will be granted three wishes
before q-tips were invented, people used hockey pucks
adam sandler has three testicles
if you fart on the moon it can be heard in greenland
the entire city of cairo, egypt, was manufactured in atlanta
