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Posted on 2007.05.21 at 09:37
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a_pythia at 2007-05-21 16:08 (UTC) (Lien)
Suddenly at midnight, a_pythia died a hilarious death. a_pythia will be terribly missed by a damp sponge named leaky.

The moral of the story - Fish don't need resuscitating.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-05-21 16:12 (UTC) (Lien)
oh - i'm sorry - perhaps a little butter sauce with lemon and pepper - perhaps a bottle of white zinfandel - and barry white?
a_pythia at 2007-05-21 16:37 (UTC) (Lien)
I can't believe you! Eat my Goldfish? This is horrible! Offending! A goldfish deserves a proper burial - a few tearfull utterances before you flush the toilet! Besides - I'm supposed to be dead.
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madman101 at 2007-05-21 23:38 (UTC) (Lien)
awe - reminds me of that one episode of home improvement when the kid-girl had to bury her hamster - yes - i agree - goldfish deserve proper burials - and i would never eat a goldfish - but this was just my little way of coming on to you ha ha
a_pythia at 2007-05-22 16:45 (UTC) (Lien)
Well, that was a scaley thing to do! I hope you are feeling gill-ty and start whistling a different tuna. Nevertheless I'm glad you like me - just remember that all that glitters isn't a fish.
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madman101 at 2007-05-23 20:13 (UTC) (Lien)
thank you dear for your amazing pithy comment...

you wouldn't happen to be irish would you? - which rhymes with fish - no pun intended...
a_pythia at 2007-05-23 21:06 (UTC) (Lien)
No, South African - which rhymes with Pelican: who eat fish :-).
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madman101 at 2007-05-24 08:11 (UTC) (Lien)
see! - i KNEW there was a connection!

now i can sleep tonight...
etcblahblah at 2007-05-21 16:22 (UTC) (Lien)
I imagine you did it for the lulz.
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madman101 at 2007-05-21 23:39 (UTC) (Lien)
omg - lulz rocks! - and ED is awesome!
buffle at 2007-05-21 16:40 (UTC) (Lien)
Tearfully in a hot tub, nisa died with a gleam of hope in their eye. nisa will be terribly missed by Prince Charles

mhmm LOL.
dreamlikeoasis at 2007-05-21 18:00 (UTC) (Lien)
Missed terribly by Prince Charles, huh? That makes two of us.
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madman101 at 2007-05-21 23:41 (UTC) (Lien)
that guy with the nose and floppy ears sure gets around
dreamlikeoasis at 2007-05-22 01:20 (UTC) (Lien)
That's what I was thinking.
I figured I was the only one to get that result. Well, I was wrong!
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madman101 at 2007-05-21 23:40 (UTC) (Lien)
that makes me sad
dreamlikeoasis at 2007-05-21 17:54 (UTC) (Lien)

Should I be scared?

"Evilly skulking around the neighborhood, Trina died in the arms of their lover.

Trina will be terribly missed by Prince Charles."
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madman101 at 2007-05-21 23:44 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: Should I be scared?

i don't know how prince charles got into this, but the first part evokes my damnednable poetic sentiments
snakeswhoran at 2007-05-21 20:02 (UTC) (Lien)
"Evilly skulking around the neighborhood, Kalla died a horrific death. Kalla will be terribly missed by Chuck Norris."

Thank you, I rather enjoyed that.
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madman101 at 2007-05-21 23:46 (UTC) (Lien)
chuck norris rocks cuz he sometimes looks like me - my outpourings of grief however for your horrific, rather than hilarious, death :(
★  Ashlee ★
umbreons_shadow at 2007-05-22 01:43 (UTC) (Lien)
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-05-22 15:14 (UTC) (Lien)
i wuv woo woo!

i thought yours was the best tho
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