where hypotheses come to die (madman101) wrote,
where hypotheses come to die

imitation crab meat?

I had a carribean seafood salad - it had shrimp and imitation crab meat.

I thought I was eating real crab meat and it was so gooooood! Then I saw it was cod and fish protein. I think this is evil. Why can't they just charge me more and give me real crab meat - cuz crab has it's own nutritional personality that i crave!?!

Have you had this - it tastes real! How insulting!

But it was ok, and the shrimp and eggs and pizza all gave me the saturated fat and cholesterol that I uniquely require to regrow my brain after a relapse.

God my life sucks.
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