Conan O'Brien pronounces it ad-VERT'-iz-ments!
There is nothing fucking wrong with me!
I'm sorry if you live in the white trash backwaters of America.
And I'm sorry - I don't think getting drunk every night with a bunch of windbags does anything to change the class structure of America.
But I am tired of apologising for my refined cosmopolitan demeanour!
And I am tired of having to take everything so goddamn personally!
G R O W L !!!!!!!!!!!