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i suck

Posted on 2007.04.26 at 22:37
I have come to the conclusion that i suck.

I didn't make the "most beautiful people" list.

And it's because I suck.

I suck in everything I do - not only the small things - I suck at all the big things.

Anyone who has ever met me will tell you I suck.

I walk down the street and everyone looks at me like I suck.

I want to suck everything I see - lamp-posts, little bald black boy's heads, car headlights - anything.  Because I suck in every way.

I can't be hurt by a tornado because I would also suck it.

I want to become more god-like so I even want to suck the entire universe.

And the whole universe thinks I suck.

I smell.  I have bodilly fluids.  I can't fuckin figure out WinAmp.  I've never even been to Maine.

I supported Al Gore and John Kerry.

Is it not obvious?  Avoid me - for verilly I suck big-time.

And I just broke up with a girl who reminded me of Drew Barrymore - how bad is that?

Why do I continue to live?  -  It's some twisted prank.  -  I must be Satan.

No - at least he gets PR.

No - I'm just a little fucking sucky thing like a mole or a grub or something irritating you under your armpit.

Please forgive me for bothering you but I just thought you should know that I suck.

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madman101 at 2007-04-27 04:18 (UTC) (Lien)
awe - thank you!

but you spoiled the whole sucky thing!

yes i did suck for breaking up with her - but she sucked for not really being drew barrymore

hey - ggggirl - i hope you added me on myspace - hmmm?
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madman101 at 2007-04-27 04:33 (UTC) (Lien)
welcome to the club of suckiness!

yay!
Dot
dottie_luv at 2007-04-27 04:29 (UTC) (Lien)
its not you. its the world. "if the world didnt suck... we'd all fall off". lol. c'mon, i suck too. it's what gives people like us charm. REVEL IN IT.
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madman101 at 2007-04-27 04:36 (UTC) (Lien)
well maybe you're right but i tried for so long to promote my suckiness and people just eventually dcided i suck anyway

i worked for sooooo long advancing the rights of all that suck

and then the corporations sucked it all away

however i do like you cuz you obviously suck

and make me feel safe

cooo
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madman101 at 2007-04-27 04:37 (UTC) (Lien)
isn't that sweet...

steve martin is playing banjo on david letterman
★  Ashlee ★
umbreons_shadow at 2007-04-27 11:53 (UTC) (Lien)
Yeah - I suck too. I fail at relationships. *hugs*

You are awesome, You make me think about very important things in life and discuss intelligence.
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madman101 at 2007-04-27 16:54 (UTC) (Lien)
all wise men are required to suck

that way their words are not purchased as things

but are found (stolen) and lived
★  Ashlee ★
umbreons_shadow at 2007-04-29 00:44 (UTC) (Lien)
Really? I am hoping to find myself someone who is intelligence and will look after me...The intelligent part is the hard one.
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madman101 at 2007-04-30 18:17 (UTC) (Lien)
men are programmed not to be intelligent in relationships - this allows them to wander off and fight imaginary dragons
★  Ashlee ★
umbreons_shadow at 2007-05-01 04:55 (UTC) (Lien)
It seems that way. :(

They make it harder then what it i, sometimes. ;]
shahman at 2007-04-27 13:50 (UTC) (Lien)
You don't just suck, you are one of the suckiest sucks that ever sucked.
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madman101 at 2007-04-27 16:55 (UTC) (Lien)
Thank you!

I knew I could count on you!

Unfortunately this means you don't suck though.
BALLSACK
etcblahblah at 2007-04-27 14:32 (UTC) (Lien)
Well, from what I've gathered, you really suck at sucking. That's to say you don't suck.
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madman101 at 2007-04-27 16:58 (UTC) (Lien)
i hate to admit it

i'm a blowhard

very unsuckworthy

however - did you know i was the one who coined the phrase "fuck a duck!"

and also "more condoms than you can shake a stick at"

and others i forgot

i am a great world leader

::pouts::
BALLSACK
etcblahblah at 2007-04-27 17:57 (UTC) (Lien)
That's amazing. You're amazing. A bit like Napoleon but taller, I presume?
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madman101 at 2007-04-27 18:11 (UTC) (Lien)
yes - definitely taller than napolean - but not too many other people

actually i'm above the world heighth average and may compete in the olympics

i have a plant named "loo"

ok - now i gotta go water loo...

::skips off retardedly::
BALLSACK
etcblahblah at 2007-04-27 18:17 (UTC) (Lien)
So you're definitely above 5'10.

I think what you should do is, you should take Loo, go talk to the guys who are responsible for the Olympics and petition for Tall-People-Plant-Watering-Olympics.

Brilliant! *waves*
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madman101 at 2007-04-27 18:23 (UTC) (Lien)
well - i would but they wouldn't take me serious - 5'8" isn't tall for a guy here so i'd have to switch genders first - and oh boy THEN they'd take me seriously yep!

::brake dances::
BALLSACK
etcblahblah at 2007-04-27 18:32 (UTC) (Lien)
Oh man, don't. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't take you seriously if you were a woman. Homoerotic undertones are imperative when it comes to the Olympics. You're still three inches taller than me, so you know, it's not so bad.

You got some mad skyllz, dude.
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madman101 at 2007-04-27 20:33 (UTC) (Lien)
gotta love them greeks!

i don't mind being my size really

i make up for it by giving money away and free sexual favours
whalecry at 2007-04-27 17:59 (UTC) (Lien)
I don't think you suck
Your posts [you] make me laugh
so that's obvously no where near sucking
Maine, I'll take you to Maine. We can see the cold sea
and do nothing it'll be perfect.
I wouldn't mind having you as a little grub under my armpit
or maybe pocket sized so I could take you everywhere
Why'd you break up with "Drew Barrymore", Drew is hot.
But, I'm sure it was a reasonable reason
I'm sorry you think you suck
I think you're class
Anyway
that's all
for now
Eeek.
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madman101 at 2007-04-27 18:14 (UTC) (Lien)
maybe i broke up with drew cuz she didn't feel i was adam sandler enough

"We can see the cold sea
and do nothing it'll be perfect." - ha ha!

yes - that is how i imagine maine - a far cry from where whalecry lives...

ok baby

pocket me

i'm a bobblehead
Donna Marie
elingail at 2007-04-27 23:20 (UTC) (Lien)
NO YOU DONT.

END OF. :)
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madman101 at 2007-04-28 19:13 (UTC) (Lien)
thank yee
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