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Posted on 2007.04.25 at 00:44"bull-headed" - someone who is bull-headed is determined to do exactly what they want to do, and does not think about what other people want . stubborn; inflexible. "He's completely bull-headed. I asked him not to throw out that old table, but he did it anyway." "Don't be so bull-headed. Why can't you admit that others' opinions are just as good as yours?"
"pig-headed" - stubborn as a mule. A stubborn person may be described as being either strong-willed or pig-headed. Although these have the same literal meaning (i.e. stubborn), strong-willed connotes admiration for someone's convictions, while pig-headed connotes frustration in dealing with someone. Example: a pigheaded idiot.
"hard-headed" - A critical way of saying that someone is stubborn. Obdurate: obstinate; unbending; inflexible
"light-headed" - lacking seriousness; given to frivolity; "a dizzy blonde"; "light-headed teenagers"; "silly giggles" [syn: airheaded, dizzy, empty-headed, featherbrained, giddy, lightheaded, silly] Disordered in the head; dizzy; delirious. Thoughtless; heedless; volatile; unsteady; fickle; loose.
"fish-headed" - bearing a close facial resemblance to Lawrence Morrissey, Mayor of Rockford, often used in curry.
"dog-headed" - having a head resembling that of a dog, as in some baboons or talk show hosts.
"dead-headed" - a slow-witted or dull person. A block of wood; a partially submerged log or trunk; a garden bulb. To find someone's detatched drunken head sitting on your shoulder after a long night partying. To meet Jerry Garcia.
"fuck-headed" - a fucktard.
"butt-headed" - to have the head of a butt or the butt of a head, often metaphorically, as in having dim-witted or fart-like ideas. To engage in a ram-like contest of dim wits or politics; to be engaged in a deadlock; to have a propensity to put one's head in one's butt; to always be thinking of posteriors; to have a large crack down the middle one one's face; to spew shit; to engage in a bullshit-like dialogue for more than ten minutes; to be pegged as a slovenly cartoon character; to be headed towards someone's butt; to be armless and legless but nevertheless headed; to have a head appearing from one's butt; to wear a hat on one's ass; to trip and fall in a drunk-like fashion.
"logger-headed" - headed for loggers. Being enclosed in a cabin with sexually aroused loggers. The opposite of a headed-logger, a phallic device. To resemble a Teamster.
"waffle-headed" - having a head imprinted by a waffle iron.
"level-headed" - to think like a Brendan. To use one's head as an aircraft carrier or sushi bar. To make plans to stalk Patti Lavelle. To substitute one's head for industrial machinery. To avoid marriage.
"multi-headed" - to be a monster or a guard of the gates of hell. To gracefully or deceptively have two or more faces. To have several penises. To multi-task. To have read "A Canticle for Liebowitz". To listen to a menstruating woman. To be as boring as two baseball games.
"bush-headed" - to have the head of a bush. To have the head of George Bush. To be headed into a burning bush. To have a sex-change operation in Iraq. Noun: An army led by George Bush. A totalitarian state. A flub. A hoax. A bad dream.
"air-headed" - well - DUH!
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