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Posted on 2007.04.25 at 00:44

"bull-headed" - someone who is bull-headed is determined to do exactly what they want to do, and does not think about what other people want .   stubborn; inflexible.  "He's completely bull-headed. I asked him not to throw out that old table, but he did it anyway."  "Don't be so bull-headed. Why can't you admit that others' opinions are just as good as yours?"

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pig-headed" - stubborn as a mule.  A stubborn person may be described as being either strong-willed or pig-headed. Although these have the same literal meaning (i.e. stubborn), strong-willed connotes admiration for someone's convictions, while pig-headed connotes frustration in dealing with someone.  Example: a pigheaded idiot.

"hard-headed" - A critical way of saying that someone is stubborn.  Obdurate: obstinate; unbending; inflexible


"light-headed" - lacking seriousness; given to frivolity; "a dizzy blonde"; "light-headed teenagers"; "silly giggles" [syn: airheaded, dizzy, empty-headed, featherbrained, giddy, lightheaded, silly]  Disordered in the head; dizzy; delirious.  Thoughtless; heedless; volatile; unsteady; fickle; loose.

"fish-headed" - bearing a close facial resemblance to Lawrence Morrissey, Mayor of Rockford, often used in curry.

"dog-headed" - having a head resembling that of a dog, as in some baboons or talk show hosts.

"dead-headed" - a slow-witted or dull person.  A block of wood; a partially submerged log or trunk; a garden bulb. To find someone's detatched drunken head sitting on your shoulder after a long night partying.  To meet Jerry Garcia.

"fuck-headed" - a fucktard.

"butt-headed" - to have the head of a butt or the butt of a head, often metaphorically, as in having dim-witted or fart-like ideas.  To engage in a ram-like contest of dim wits or politics; to be engaged in a deadlock; to have a propensity to put one's head in one's butt; to always be thinking of posteriors; to have a large crack down the middle one one's face; to spew shit; to engage in a bullshit-like dialogue for more than ten minutes; to be pegged as a slovenly cartoon character; to be headed towards someone's butt; to be armless and legless but nevertheless headed; to have a head appearing from one's butt; to wear a hat on one's ass; to trip and fall in a drunk-like fashion.

"logger-headed" - headed for loggers.  Being enclosed in a cabin with sexually aroused loggers.  The opposite of a headed-logger, a phallic device.  To resemble a Teamster.

"waffle-headed" - having a head imprinted by a waffle iron.

"level-headed" - to think like a Brendan.  To use one's head as an aircraft carrier or sushi bar.  To make plans to stalk Patti Lavelle.  To substitute one's head for industrial machinery.  To avoid marriage.

"multi-headed" - to be a monster or a guard of the gates of hell.  To gracefully or deceptively have two or more faces.  To have several penises.  To multi-task.  To have read "A Canticle for Liebowitz".  To listen to a menstruating woman.  To be as boring as two baseball games.

"bush-headed" - to have the head of a bush.  To have the head of George Bush.  To be headed into a burning bush.  To have a sex-change operation in Iraq.  Noun: An army led by George Bush.  A totalitarian state.  A flub.  A hoax.  A bad dream.

"air-headed" - well - DUH!



PRESIDENT BUSH REACHES OUT TO NATION'S FALLEN BEES - http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/weekly/~3/111762759/61005


Comments:


★  Ashlee ★
umbreons_shadow at 2007-04-25 13:34 (UTC) (Lien)
Lolz. Fuck headed. I am amused - Thank you kindly sir.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-25 13:37 (UTC) (Lien)
gladly
setembro
setembro at 2007-04-25 14:50 (UTC) (Lien)
dead-headed lololol A+
(anonyme) at 2007-04-25 16:31 (UTC) (Lien)
i'm glad you liked that one - it's on the absurd side
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where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-25 23:44 (UTC) (Lien)
ha ha - thank you - i try very hard
outcryofcrows
outcryofcrows at 2007-04-25 22:53 (UTC) (Lien)
Great article. How about knucklehead? I learned some great definitions though. Is bush-headed for real? lol
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-25 23:46 (UTC) (Lien)
no - i made most of it up - but bush-headed comes uncomfortably close to reality

dang! - i wish i had remembered knuckleheaded!

you're welcoem to add any more defs

definitionatley!
Erin
a_sad_melody at 2007-04-26 05:34 (UTC) (Lien)
lol, I especially liked dead-deaded and bush-headed.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-26 19:19 (UTC) (Lien)
ha ha ha - thanks!
Major Mustard
major_mustard at 2007-04-26 15:42 (UTC) (Lien)
"nenglerbon-headed" - likes making up words for no real purpose.

Like me. =)
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-26 19:20 (UTC) (Lien)
there is a place in the world for you mister major!
Major Mustard
major_mustard at 2007-04-26 19:31 (UTC) (Lien)
The loony bin I imagine. =D
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-26 19:34 (UTC) (Lien)
i dunno

it's pretty comfy here
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