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stop germs before they cause bad breath - (product recall)

Posted on 2007.04.12 at 08:31

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BALLSACK
etcblahblah at 2007-04-12 14:47 (UTC) (Lien)
I think the main problem with girls, people and staring is that everybody's batshit insane. This leads to braindeth and braindeth leads to staring. Equations are as follows:

stupid + crazy = batshit insane
batshit insane + people = braindeth
braindeth + batshit insane = staring

Oysters are also good for your libido. True fact. I studied medicine.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-12 15:02 (UTC) (Lien)
i agree with seligman and the whole batshit insane theory

however i feel it doesn't explain cross-gender staring

i have been studying dr ellen degeneras to expand my understanding on this

and i have found that it is best to stop taking all this as compimentary

and accept my weirded-out feelings

and move on to become a famous tv talk show host
BALLSACK
etcblahblah at 2007-04-12 16:40 (UTC) (Lien)
Perhaps you're hot. I wouldn't know.

Dr. Degeneres should be able to give you the answers you need. Good luck, you can be the next Oprah! Or Tyra Banks! Or Jesus! Whichever applies.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-12 18:16 (UTC) (Lien)
i am in no way hot believe me - it's mainly the tropical fruit head-dress i wear

well yessm - i always saw jesus as a commedian anyway, so this might be my first choice, although boobs are tempting
BALLSACK
etcblahblah at 2007-04-12 18:30 (UTC) (Lien)
Tropical fruit-head dresses are so attractive on men! Also, if that's you in your icon: Smoooooookinnnnnnn'.

You could be Jesus with boobs. Cross-dressing is very en vogue this season!
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-12 18:46 (UTC) (Lien)
yes i reckon that's me - for shame

well i've been everything else crossdressing - but jesus is a new one - i don't think that's ever been tried - or even been patented

i guess this means i'll have to add you to my crossdressing filter - life is such a bother
BALLSACK
etcblahblah at 2007-04-12 18:57 (UTC) (Lien)
Not so bad, not so bad.

I'm full of great cross-dressing ideas and I'll be happy to, you know, lend a hand if you need it.
Life really is a bother, but never forget that I might just be the one giving you the best cross-dressing ideas and then when you go to your next cross-dress party, you'll be the star! Wouldn't that be wonderful?
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-12 19:02 (UTC) (Lien)
wow - that's a lot of cross-dressing for me to internalise all at once

but jesus - cross-dressing - think of the irony
BALLSACK
etcblahblah at 2007-04-12 19:04 (UTC) (Lien)
Us Jews sure know how to party. This whole "skullcap" and "playful locks at the side" business is essentially men in drag. Think about it.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-13 00:11 (UTC) (Lien)
yes - i think you're right

the highest sign of a severely macho-ised society is the permission of it's men to dress like fags

all those white wigs in the 1700's

and those damned ancient egyptians

no wonder the jews wanted to get the hell outta that place

yet they did retain those girly locks - some things never change

mind you - i love jews like my own life - and ach i love them scotlish bairnes

but i never thought i'd meet both in one package

isn't life somewhat bizarre for you?
BALLSACK
etcblahblah at 2007-04-13 18:19 (UTC) (Lien)
Ah, you know, I'm only a Scot by proxy. Originally I grew up in Germany but my dad's American/French/Spanish/black and my mom's half Egyptian/half German/Jewish, so I'm used to having a bizarre ethnicity.

You get used to everything.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-13 22:40 (UTC) (Lien)
with all that goin on, i'd say you are genetically american

btw - do you like craig furguson?

i made him a business offer but he never responded

something to do with iternational scottish fast food potato joints

well - i am irish ad infinitum

but with scottish background and was born in australia - so have always mainly felt alien in this country - and mostly jewish because well just because - might have something to do with circumcision i dunno
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