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stop germs before they cause bad breath - (product recall)

Posted on 2007.04.12 at 08:31
I ran my most effective spyware remover overnight, AdAdware, and there was not a single bug in my system.  Why? - Two reasons - i am now using SpyBlaster - it is excellent and uses very little memory.  It can also be configured to block active x controls of your choice.  Hint - i start it manually though and then minimise, cuz i'm not sure it works otherwise.  Only prob - you have to look manually for updates - and updates are less frequent now, now that the big companies are suing it for being so effective.  BUT there is a programme you can get that will check for updates on any programme you select.  Can't find it right now though - let me know if you're interested and i'll find it for you.

The other reason is i now go into internet options and delete all cookies and files after being online, or when something suspicious happens.  This has never created a problem for me.  There are some programmes that will do this automatically, including the add-on, IE7pro, which also helps prevents crashes and does recoveries after crashes.  I was wary of it at first, but it's good.

I also ran virus scanners last night and - for the first time ever - found a virus and removed it.  Well - that's not true - once i did run the belarc online scanner and it found a trojan, but it took forever, just like it's software PCcilan, which sucks.

i have avg and avast - which provide resident virus protection.  But i have turned off scheduled complete scans because they take too much memory, and i just do complete scans manually when i feel like it, offline.

I have done the same with SpyBot, and turned off it's resident protection i addition cuz it's just too much.

A great resident protection to have, in addition to SpyBlaster, is Scotty the Dog - or WinPatrol.  This dog barks and runs around looking for cookies and checking things.  It has a similar new software/changes detector like resident SpyBot, but it is so much less of a hassle so i keep it on.  And WinPatrol also doesn't take much memory.

All of these programmes are free, via www.download.com, etc., and have been thouroughly tested ad investigated by me trully.

first of all - i want to mention that eating oysters while drinking seems to fight future hangovers, although this might be another brendan myth

but doing fish oil capsules - or anything to break up fat in food you eat while drinking - is a good thing - because alcohol tends to facilitate bad food into the bloodstream

i have decided i really don't like wine cuz it makes me sleepy and is too sweet - i will only drink about a dixie cup or two of it a day for the health benefits or to help me fall asleep at night.

i had a dream last night that america was becoming a stronger nation and there were all these george washingtons marching around in ever-increasing numbers.

then there was a battle where people were trying to climb to the the top of a dresser-drawers.  it was something aweful.  but thankfully the elizabeth taylor type character made it.  and someone who had made some special antidote for an eye problem in the battle...

was later in my basement and we both became delusional and saw this big weird talking spider

i went to the supermarket yesterday, and the "polynesian girl" was being a lot cooler with the staring problem, but she kept getting in front of me etc. at the pizzaria.

i looked her up on myspace and she's only 16 - actually 17 cuz she just had a birthday - i'm so glad i know how to avoid trouble

i don't know why everybody is always staring there - it's just like at the fricken cafes - and they always turn it back on you to make you look like a stalker or something

i just stalk my oysters

PS - goodbye to my dear Kurt Vonnegut - he's gone on to join the fictitious sirens of titan

Comments:


BALLSACK
etcblahblah at 2007-04-12 14:47 (UTC) (Lien)
I think the main problem with girls, people and staring is that everybody's batshit insane. This leads to braindeth and braindeth leads to staring. Equations are as follows:

stupid + crazy = batshit insane
batshit insane + people = braindeth
braindeth + batshit insane = staring

Oysters are also good for your libido. True fact. I studied medicine.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-12 15:02 (UTC) (Lien)
i agree with seligman and the whole batshit insane theory

however i feel it doesn't explain cross-gender staring

i have been studying dr ellen degeneras to expand my understanding on this

and i have found that it is best to stop taking all this as compimentary

and accept my weirded-out feelings

and move on to become a famous tv talk show host
BALLSACK
etcblahblah at 2007-04-12 16:40 (UTC) (Lien)
Perhaps you're hot. I wouldn't know.

Dr. Degeneres should be able to give you the answers you need. Good luck, you can be the next Oprah! Or Tyra Banks! Or Jesus! Whichever applies.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-12 18:16 (UTC) (Lien)
i am in no way hot believe me - it's mainly the tropical fruit head-dress i wear

well yessm - i always saw jesus as a commedian anyway, so this might be my first choice, although boobs are tempting
BALLSACK
etcblahblah at 2007-04-12 18:30 (UTC) (Lien)
Tropical fruit-head dresses are so attractive on men! Also, if that's you in your icon: Smoooooookinnnnnnn'.

You could be Jesus with boobs. Cross-dressing is very en vogue this season!
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-12 18:46 (UTC) (Lien)
yes i reckon that's me - for shame

well i've been everything else crossdressing - but jesus is a new one - i don't think that's ever been tried - or even been patented

i guess this means i'll have to add you to my crossdressing filter - life is such a bother
BALLSACK
etcblahblah at 2007-04-12 18:57 (UTC) (Lien)
Not so bad, not so bad.

I'm full of great cross-dressing ideas and I'll be happy to, you know, lend a hand if you need it.
Life really is a bother, but never forget that I might just be the one giving you the best cross-dressing ideas and then when you go to your next cross-dress party, you'll be the star! Wouldn't that be wonderful?
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-12 19:02 (UTC) (Lien)
wow - that's a lot of cross-dressing for me to internalise all at once

but jesus - cross-dressing - think of the irony
BALLSACK
etcblahblah at 2007-04-12 19:04 (UTC) (Lien)
Us Jews sure know how to party. This whole "skullcap" and "playful locks at the side" business is essentially men in drag. Think about it.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-13 00:11 (UTC) (Lien)
yes - i think you're right

the highest sign of a severely macho-ised society is the permission of it's men to dress like fags

all those white wigs in the 1700's

and those damned ancient egyptians

no wonder the jews wanted to get the hell outta that place

yet they did retain those girly locks - some things never change

mind you - i love jews like my own life - and ach i love them scotlish bairnes

but i never thought i'd meet both in one package

isn't life somewhat bizarre for you?
BALLSACK
etcblahblah at 2007-04-13 18:19 (UTC) (Lien)
Ah, you know, I'm only a Scot by proxy. Originally I grew up in Germany but my dad's American/French/Spanish/black and my mom's half Egyptian/half German/Jewish, so I'm used to having a bizarre ethnicity.

You get used to everything.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-13 22:40 (UTC) (Lien)
with all that goin on, i'd say you are genetically american

btw - do you like craig furguson?

i made him a business offer but he never responded

something to do with iternational scottish fast food potato joints

well - i am irish ad infinitum

but with scottish background and was born in australia - so have always mainly felt alien in this country - and mostly jewish because well just because - might have something to do with circumcision i dunno
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