where hypotheses come to die (madman101) wrote,
where hypotheses come to die
madman101

reposting LJ friend...

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself :
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Maxine: "No, they spread ."
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