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reposting LJ friend...

Posted on 2007.04.10 at 17:33
Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself :
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Maxine: "No, they spread ."

Comments:


Stephanie
genies9 at 2007-04-11 00:31 (UTC) (Lien)
lmao, nice. Though I hardly think that would deter the guy. ;)
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-11 01:19 (UTC) (Lien)
(me)
★  Ashlee ★
umbreons_shadow at 2007-04-11 04:01 (UTC) (Lien)
OMFG. FUNNY SHIT! :D
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-11 12:24 (UTC) (Lien)
poor maxine
Kallie
_subtraction at 2007-04-11 06:09 (UTC) (Lien)
Hahaha
That's actually really funny
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-11 12:25 (UTC) (Lien)
good! - i was afraid i'd have to be suspended for a week
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