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I am the person who will destroy China.
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Democrats Demand Inquiry Into How They're Doing So Far

Posted in </a></b></a>theonionfeed on 2007.04.09 at 00:01
WASHINGTON, DC—"The question facing us today is simple: Do you like us? If not, why?" asked House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, seeking approval from the American people.Image

[audio] America's Sweetheart Dumps U.S. For Some Douchebag

Posted in </a></b></a>theonionfeed on 2007.04.08 at 16:28
Onion Radio News - with Doyle RedlandImage


Circuit City Cuts 3,400 "Overpaid" Workers

Posted in </a></b></a>theonionfeed on 2007.04.09 at 00:01
Electronics retailer Circuit City recently fired over 3,400 workers, stating that they were going to replace them with new hires willing to work for...Image

[audio] Spelling-Bee Winner Fails To Spell Way Out Of Schoolyard Beating

Posted in </a></b></a>theonionfeed on 2007.04.09 at 00:01
Onion Radio News - with Doyle RedlandImage

10 Million Fans Killed Off In Sopranos Season Premiere

Posted in </a></b></a>theonionfeed on 2007.04.09 at 00:01
NEW YORK—The writers of the HBO series The Sopranos took another daring storytelling step by killing off 10 million fans during the...Image

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