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man divorces boorishly silly wife

Posted on 2007.04.04 at 07:42
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A Chinese man is divorcing his wife after she pretended to hang herself as an April Fool's joke

It happened when Mr Lin, of Shanghai, came home on April 1 after a business trip, reports the Shanghai Evening Post.

"When I opened the door, I saw a black object swinging in the air. When I turned on the light I was shocked to see my wife had hanged herself," he said.

Lin immediately called police and the property office. Office staff helped Lin take down the 'body' while waiting for the police.

"Suddenly, she sat up, started to laugh hysterically, and said this was my April Fool's Day present," says Lin angrily.

His wife, Han, a 26-year-old actress, is always playing jokes on Lin as a way of keeping the marriage fresh. She says: "I just try to surprise him everyday."

But Lin has has had enough: "I feel as if I'm sitting on a bomb everyday. We're getting divorced!

"I can't stand the jokes and games anymore. She hides the dishes in the washing machine, or changes the lock on the door, so that I can only enter by giving the correct answer to some stupid questions, and so on."


Comments:


Little One
bruisednecks at 2007-04-04 14:05 (UTC) (Lien)
Omg. That's hilarious.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-04-04 15:35 (UTC) (Lien)
yes

sounds like she was in her own little world

she needs relationship counselling
Dot
dottie_luv at 2007-04-04 22:25 (UTC) (Lien)
lmao. that has to be the cruelest/most brilliant april fools joke. ahhh, those chinese.
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madman101 at 2007-04-05 00:22 (UTC) (Lien)
yah!

gotta hand it to those chinese

we hand them old paper bags

they hand us killer wheat gluten
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