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TOP 10 NEWS STORIES FROM THE WORLD OF WORLD

Posted on 2007.03.27 at 13:58

1 - Anti-frog group captures monster toad dog king 

2 - Inbred pandas submit to human culture and begin 24-hour porn channel 

3 - Giant space bees discovered vacationing on Saturn 

4 - Rare identical twins recalled due to faulty odometers 

5 - New Mexico decides to build lavish spaceport to attract extraterrestrial senior citizens  

6 - Annual seal hunt cancelled due to successful global warming effort 

7 - Frustrated stent scientists finally admit to giant pizza topping coverup

8 - Anna Nicole Smith finally reaches target weight 

9 - Injured troops request extended tours to avoid being sent to Walter Reed 

10- U.S. to send 30,000 mall security guards to Iraq 

false positve - Winner of lifetime supply of Scope gargles fool head off


Comments:


Major Mustard
major_mustard at 2007-03-28 10:22 (UTC) (Lien)
Haha brilliant.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-03-28 22:47 (UTC) (Lien)
thanks - i had fun

i want a job with The Onion

that's a US satirical newspaper from my beloved Madison, WI
Major Mustard
major_mustard at 2007-03-29 09:21 (UTC) (Lien)
That'd be awesome.
You're obviously good at this stuff.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2007-03-30 23:15 (UTC) (Lien)
thank you

coming from a humour aficionado like you - that is quite a compliment
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