TOP 10 NEWS STORIES FROM THE WORLD OF WORLD

1 - Anti-frog group captures monster toad dog king 

2 - Inbred pandas submit to human culture and begin 24-hour porn channel 

3 - Giant space bees discovered vacationing on Saturn 

4 - Rare identical twins recalled due to faulty odometers 

5 - New Mexico decides to build lavish spaceport to attract extraterrestrial senior citizens  

6 - Annual seal hunt cancelled due to successful global warming effort 

7 - Frustrated stent scientists finally admit to giant pizza topping coverup

8 - Anna Nicole Smith finally reaches target weight 

9 - Injured troops request extended tours to avoid being sent to Walter Reed 

10- U.S. to send 30,000 mall security guards to Iraq 

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