TOP 10 NEWS STORIES FROM THE WORLD OF WORLD
Posted on 2007.03.27 at 13:581 - Anti-frog group captures monster toad dog king
2 - Inbred pandas submit to human culture and begin 24-hour porn channel
3 - Giant space bees discovered vacationing on Saturn
4 - Rare identical twins recalled due to faulty odometers
5 - New Mexico decides to build lavish spaceport to attract extraterrestrial senior citizens
6 - Annual seal hunt cancelled due to successful global warming effort
7 - Frustrated stent scientists finally admit to giant pizza topping coverup
8 - Anna Nicole Smith finally reaches target weight
9 - Injured troops request extended tours to avoid being sent to Walter Reed
10- U.S. to send 30,000 mall security guards to Iraq
false positve - Winner of lifetime supply of Scope gargles fool head off
