I am the person who will destroy China. (madman101) wrote,
I am the person who will destroy China.


I realised how silly i am again when i sat driving around in my car with a space heater on my dashboard and a fisher-price school house in the back ringing like christmas eve every time i turned a corner

plus my windshield (that's a window) is cracked up all to hell - i can't even wipe the frost off w/o risking a major collapse although i have a bouquette of roses sitting out there on top of it and i will say i do appreciate the fact that my jokes at least make my windshield laugh so much

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