I am the person who will destroy China. (madman101) wrote,
I am the person who will destroy China.
madman101

so ...

Once, there was a scarlett polka dotted zebra and his green owner, Earl. The owner, Earl, thought his polka dotted zebra was very crazy. The polka dotted zebra disagreed. The polka dotted zebra thought he was very shiny and lazy terrific. The polka dotted zebra fucked the owner; the owner had no idea the polka dotted zebra could speak! The owner was frightened out of his donkey in amazement! "Yeah, I can pick," said the polka dotted zebra. "Yeah," said the owner. "You pick just like angelina jolie!"
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