Once, there was a scarlettpolka dotted zebra and his green owner, Earl. The owner, Earl, thought his polka dotted zebra was very crazy. The polka dotted zebra disagreed. The polka dotted zebra thought he was very shiny and lazyterrific. The polka dotted zebrafucked the owner; the owner had no idea the polka dotted zebra could speak! The owner was frightened out of his donkey in amazement! "Yeah, I can pick," said the polka dotted zebra. "Yeah," said the owner. "You pick just like angelina jolie!"