I am the person who will destroy China. (madman101) wrote,
I am the person who will destroy China.

woe nelly! - (reposted from 1/28/06)


madman101 is a radioactive squirrel!!


From Go-Quiz.com


What Your Face Says

At first glance, people see you as down to earth and reliable.

Overall, your true self is reserved and logical.

With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react.

In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.

In stressful situations, you seem selfish and moody.


Men See You As: A Difficult Challenge

You must be an incredible hottie...
Because it's the only way you can pull of the ice queen act
You're the type of woman that men love to chase
But if you don't stop running, you'll never get caught!


You Are a Wild Woman

Sky diving on the first date? Why not?
You're up for almost anything, and that's what guys love about you.
You don't back down from challenges, and you love to challenge others.
You're so wild it's a little scary, but that's usually a good thing!


Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake

You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.

The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately.

You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss.

A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract.


You Are 16 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

via folks on MySpace...

You are not allowed to explain anything.

1. Taken a picture naked? - yes... - and OF me naked? - um, yes... but it's not like a habit - omg - I'm explaining ha ha ah!

2. Taken a shower with someone? - of course

3. Made out with a member of the same sex? - no

4. Drove a car? - jeezus I must be getting too old for LJ

5. Stolen anything? - yes - but I don't normally

6. Like someone? - no I never like anyone

7. Been dumped? - no

8. Stole money from a friend? - no!

9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? - yes - I've done a lot of hitch-hiking, etc.

10. Been in a fist fight? - sort-of

11. Snuck out of your/someones house? - i suppose

12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? - i guess - who cares

13. Been arrested? - yes and no

14. Hugged a stranger? - damned church women fuckin hugged me when i was a defenseless child

15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? - of course, do you think i am fucking lame?

16. Left your house without telling your parents? - always

17. Had a crush on your neighbor? - no - i'm smart that way

18. Ditched school to do something more fun? - yes

19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? - yes but not in a sexual way

20. Lost a BEST friend? - well that meant they were never a best friend

21. Been on a plane? - yes duh

22. Been to an island? - i was born on a frickin island

23. Slept in until 3? - i've done everything as far as sleep goes

24. Love someone or miss someone right now? - i love all people and they can eat beans

25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? - the story of my life

26. Made a snow angel? - I HATE THIS QUESTION!

27. Played dress up? - yes, but only by special request

28. Cheated while playing a game? - ot habitually like some people i know

29. Been lonely? - the other night and that's it

30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? yes

31. Been to a club? - yes and been bothered by the ringing in my ears

32. Felt an earthquake? - ithink i did

33. Touched a snake? - oooooooooooooooh YES!

34. Ran a red light? - of course

35. Been suspended from school? - no but i got a lot of grief

36. Had detention? - yes - like that matters now

37. Been in a car accident? - yes

38. Hated the way you look? - no

39. Made yourself throw up? - only when necessary

40. Crawled through a window? - lots - you should hear the stories i have to tell

41. Been lost? - i enjoy getting lost

42. Been to the opposite side of the country? - yes - they told me to go back home

43. Felt like dying? - oh yeah

44. Cried yourself to sleep? - i don't know how people can do that

46. Sang karaoke? - in a sense

47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? - i dunno

48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - once or twice but it went back in again so that was that

49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - i'm gay

50. Kissed in the rain? - yes

51. Sang in the shower? - always

52. Made love in a park? - yes

53. Had a dream that you married someone? - good god that's a fucking nightmare

54. Glued your hand to something? - you want me to say my penis? what kind of question is that?

55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? - no but i busted my front tooth on one

56. Ever gone to school partially naked? - um - who are you anyway?

57. Been a cheerleader? - only when i play dress-up

58. Thought about being gay? - either you are or you're not - bisexual is a dif question

59. Didn't take a shower for a week? - maybe - but i am a very clean person

60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? - hell no

61. Played chicken? - variously

63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? - of course - doesn't that happen to everyone?

64. Broken a bone? - yes

65. Been easily amused? - i suppose

66. Laugh so hard you cried? - yes

67. Mooned/flashed someone? - um - i don't think so

68. Cheated on a test? - just because i'll try anything once

69. Forgotten someone's name? - a lot

70. Slept naked? - almost always

71. Done something dumb while drunk? - yeah

73. Blacked out from drinking? - maybe

74. Played a prank on someone? - yes

75. Gone to a late night movie? - yes

76. Made love to anything not human? - do hamsters count?

77. Failed a class? - college because i was overextended and I didn't drop the class fast enough

78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? - waht are you saying? semen? no!

79. Smoked pot? - yes!

80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? - never! - and guess what? I have spine enough to say it

81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? - i suppose

82. Thrown strange objects? - telephones are not strange

83. Felt like killing someone? - i either kill someone or i don't - feelings have nothing to do with it

84. Thought about running away? - duh

85. Ran away? - yes

86. Got a piercing? - no

87. Cut your own hair? - always - except not anymore

89. Made a parent cry? - yes

90. Cried over someone? - yes

91. Owned more than 5 sharpies: huh?

92. Dated someone more than once? - of course

93. Had/Have a dog? - yes

96. Been in a band? - just a prank band

97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? - yuck!!!!!!!!

98. Broken a CD? - no

99. Shot a gun? - yes

100. Wanted someone but could never have them? - I want YOU!


from MySpace....

01. Your name plus "y"? - madman101y

02. Two feelings at the momemt? - intermission

03. What are you listening to right now? - gorrilaz

04. A part of a song lyric that's in your mind? - a ha ha ha ha

05. Describe where you are right now? - on a big bed

06. The highlight of your week? - writing

07. What are you craving to have right now? - I just ate

08. Any good childhood memorys? - bombing the school

09. A not-so-good childhood memory? - being drawn-and-quartered

10. What are your nicknames? - heyyouassholegivemesomemoney

11. Plans for tomorrow? - bank, store, cafe, mail stuff, write, clean, have sex with the mayor

12. Your three plans for today? - write

13. Are you thinking of someone right now? - the cats in my icon

14. Ever gotten drunk before? - before what?

15. Favorite color? - plaid

16. Whats your favorite fruit? - public fruit

17. Say something to the person who posted this before you? - two people posted it

18. What do you want? - to be rescued by space monkeys

19. Fill in the blank: its a good day for - stalking goats

20. Say anything you like to whoever is reading your answers - stop reading my answers

21. Are you feeling hungry? - no

22. Make up a question. - no, you make up a question

23. Last friend you talked to online? - jaci

24. What do you like about the night? - how it gets all dark and stuff

25. If you were on a farm what would you want to see? - the manager

26. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? - hot

27. Last gift? - for me? a sweatshirt

28. Did you like it? - only when i sweat

29. Do you play an instrument? - harmonica and hollowed-out squash

30. What song did you last hear? - see above

31. Your good luck charm? - garlic

32. Person you hate most? - i dunno

33. Who makes you laugh the most? - i don't want to hurt her feelings

34. What makes you smile? - carefully placed electrical wires

36. Who has a crush on YOU? - coretta scott king

35. Who do YOU have a crush on? - people bearing money


from MySpace....

[Relationship Status] - single
[Shoe size] - 8.5 or 9
[Siblings] - 3
[Pets] - dog

[Color] - violet
[Number] - 9
[Animal] - big dogs
[Book] - not now
[Flower] - rose

[Twirl your hair?] - not in front of guys
[Have tattoos?] - no
[Cheat on tests?] - no
[Like roller coasters?] - yes
[Wish you could live somewhere else?]- definitely
[Like cleaning?] - only when i do it - which isn't a lot lately
[Write in cursive or print?] - both
[Know how to drive?] - yes and people think i don't
[Own a cell phone?] - some but i don't use them
[Ever get off the internet?] - yes

[Been in a fist fight?]- yes
[considered a life of crime?] - yes
[Considered being a hooker?] - yes
[Been in love?] - yes
[Made out with JUST a friend?] - hmmm
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] - she kicked me

[Current clothing] - no clothing
[Current hair] - shaggy
[Current thing I ought to be doing] - walking to the store and getting mugged
[Current CD in stereo] - gorillaz
[Last movie you saw] - can't remember

[Last thing you ate] - waffles and cookies
[Believe there is life on other planets?] - absolutely
[Read the newspaper?] - not a lot lately
[Hate yourself?] - no - there's others who do this for me
[Collect anything?] - no
[Like your handwriting?] - eh

[First crush] - Nancy who kicked me in the nuts
[You believe in love at first sight?] - maybe
[You believe in "the one?"] - yes
[Are you a tease?] - no
[Too shy to make the first move?] - not if i know it's appropriate to make the move

[Daydreamer] - yeah - also at night
[Sarcastic] - no - but people think i am

[Pierce your nose or lip?] - belly button
[Be serious or funny?] - funny

[Simple or complicated?] - simple but intense

[What time is it] - 9:58 pms
[Name] - madman101
[Nickname(s)] - 102, 103, 104...

[Where do you want to live] - under a slab of stone
[how many kids do you want] - i dunno
[What kind of job do you want] - sex god
[do you want to get married] - well - yes and no

[Which shoe goes on first] - the right one - then the wrong one
[Ever thrown one at someone] - prolly
[How Much money do you carry in your wallet] - at least $20

[Bought something] - yeah
[Gotten sick] - yes
[Sang] - yeah
[Felt stupid] - yeah
[Missed someone] - yeah
[Gotten drunk] - yeah - good idea...
[Gotten high] - no
[Danced crazy] - negatory
[Gotten your hair cut] - no
[Watched cartoons] - south park
[Lied] - maybe

[Slept in your bed] - me
[Saw you cry] - the cry police
[Made you cry] - a bitchhhhhhhh

[Been to California] - yes
[Been to Canada] - yes
[Been to Europe] - no =(


Posted by _lor_rie_ - "this was stolen from the nice babyulu":

1. Your first name spelled backwards? - Nadnerb - I think this suits me bettah, don't you?

2. Last incoming call on your phone? - Debt relief

3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? - prolly mx

4. What's your favorite restaurant? - um... that Mexican place McDonalds runs?

5. Last time you swam in a pool? - does being naked on a pool table count?

6. Britney Spears is a skank. Agree or disagree? - I'd do her.

7. How many kids do you want? - Enough to keep the farm running.

8. Type of music you dislike most? - Opera.

9. What was the last thing you bought? - Groceries.

10. Have you ever ridden on a bike? - duh

11. Does someone have a crush on you? - How the hell should I know. They always clam up.

12. Ever made a prank phone call? - Of course. All my phone calls are pranks.

13. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? - Absolutely.

14. What shoes are you wearing right now? - Rugby shoos.

15. Do you have a garden? - I used to think so.

16. What's your favorite comic strip? - Since most comics are male, I don't want to see them strip.

17. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? - All I care about is Waltzing Matilda.

18. Bath or Shower, morning or night? - Bath. Afternoon.

19. Best movie you've seen in the past month? - Can't recall.

20. Favorite pizza toppings? - You should know this by now.

21. Chips or popcorn? - Chips.

22. Who is your best friend? - Kurska.

23. What color is your name? - Rainbow text.

24. What did your last text message you received say? - N/A

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? - Lots.

26. Orange Juice or apple? - Apple.

27. Who were the last people you went out to dinner with? - hmmm... A bunch of naked nuns.

28. What did the last text message that u sent say? - stop it already

29. Lucky number(s)? - I like 9 - but there's no such thing as a lucky number unless I get laid.

30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? - When I found it in growing in my basement.

31. Have you ever won a trophy? - Yes.

32. Are you a good cook? - Yes.

33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? - duh

34. Do the Chinese really use cats in their food? - Some. That's where "Catsup" comes from.

35. Sprite or 7-Up? - Sprite is right.

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? - Yes - plaid skirt and all that. Which is why I'm so fucked up.

37. Last thing you ate? - Potatoes, a tiny fish, pumpkin pie, pepsi, coffee.

38. Ever thrown up in public? - Only while drunk.

39. Would you rather find true love or be a millionaire? - Be a millionaire.

40. Do you believe in love at first sight? - Yes, and so does she, that whore.

41. Who do you hate right now? - Jolly Mr. Penis.

42. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? - Too sad.

43. Where will you be for spring break? - I should go to Florida. I really deserve to go to Florida. Thanks for that.

44. Last time you laughed? - An hour doesn't go by I don't laugh, unless I'm screaming in pain.

45. What's your favorite animal? - Jolly Mr. Penis.

46. What was the name of your first pet? - Nancy.

47. Who is the second to last person to call you? - Some God lady.

48. Is there anything going on this weekend? - Yes.

49. How are you feeling right now? - Much better, thank you. And you?

50. What do you think about the most? - I guess the most is OK.

51. What do you think of the person that posted this before you? - Lorrie is the best.

52. Who is MOST likely to repost this survey? - xjustadumbblonde - ?


Posted by happynoodlehead:

1) Last thing you burned while attempting to cook? - The house.

2) Describe yourself in 3 words? - Hot, Cool, Lukewarm.

3) How long does it take you to get ready for your day? - Three days.

4) Favorite place to blow $50? - The Forbidden House of Shemales.

5) How many people have you thought were "the one"? - 1/2.

6) What is something that turns you off from the opposite sex? - When they have a penis.

7) What kind of car do you drive? - I got a fast car.

8) What's in your CD player right now? - Gorrilaz - I must get them out of there - they suck.

9) What celebrity would you have coffee with? - Ashley Simpson - but she hasn't added me back yet.

10) What celebrity would you NOT have coffee with? - Humphrey Bogart because I think he's dead.

11) What kind of toothpaste do you use? - Pepsadent Wintergreen.

12) What time do you go to bed? - No set time.

13) Last movie you saw? - I dunno.

14) Last TV show you watched? - I dunno.

15) Who is your best friend? - Kurska.

16) Who in your family do you best get along with? - The one's who aren't around.

17) Who do you lust after? - Miss Watson.

18) What time is it? - 3:40 PM. God is that stupid? Yes. It is fucking stupid.

19) Are you planning a vacation/travel? - Not planning. So it'll prolly happen.

20) When/Where was the last time you traveled? - Decembre.

21) How many times have you been in love? - My love never ceases.

22) How old will you feel 10 years from now? - Infantile.

23) What will you be doing then? - Sucking nipples.

24) Most sinful snacking weakness? - Ice cream - because it will eventually cause me to die.

25) Rollercoasters? - Yes.

26) Ever run out of gas? - No. Because I am not actually lame.

27) Ever been on a train? - All kinds. Including hitching like a hobo. I luv em!

28) Ever been on a blind date? - No.

29) Ever been to Europe? - No.

30) What would you do if you could be the opposite sex for one day? - Rob a bank.

31) Would you tell anyone it was you? - Yes.

32) Ever been arrested? - Yes and no.

33) Have a crush on anyone you work with? - Who could work with someone like that?

34) What is something you believe in? - Sanitation.

35) What is something you fear? - The Blue Meanies.

36) Big or small? - pfft

37) What is the worst pain you have ever experienced? - Ha! Too many too choose from.

38) What is your favorite television show? - South Park.

39) Ever photoshopped yourself to look better in a picture? - Just the lighting.

40) Tell us something about your childhood. - I was happy.

41) What would it cost for you to flash the person next to you? - $100 would be fine.

42) Best time to catch you in a good mood? - During sex.

43) If you could be anything for one day, what would it be? - Bigfoot - cuz then I could prove he exists.

44) Most prized possession(s)? - My Skamobile.

45) Would you ever sell it/how much? - Yes. Enogh to buy a very hot new car.

46) What is one of your pet peeves? - People with pet peeves.

47) Favorite kind of ice cream? - Varies on day of the year.

48) Coolest thing that happened today? - Some androgenous woman called me "Sweety" or something.

56) What do you usually order from Starbucks? - Customers around.

57) What is/was your biggest mistake? - Walking through a field filled with herbicides.

58) Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? - Well - I guess - to show how tough I am prolly.

59) Say something totally random about you: - I shave my armpits.

60) Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? - Yes. A Beatle. Other hot dudes.

61) Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows? - Only when on drugs.

62) Did you have braces? - No.

63) Are you comfortable with your height? - Yes - but I wouldn't complain if I were 1 or 2 inches taller.

64) What is the most romantic thing done by someone of the opposite sex? - Walk up behind me at work and start kissing me.

65) When do you know it's love? - When the money runs out and she's still there.

66. Do you speak other languages? - Not really.

67) Have you ever been to a tanning salon? - ha ha ha! I wandered into one by accident once.

68) What magazines do you read? - None lately.

69) Have you ever ridden in a limo? - Yes.

70) Has anyone you were really close with passed away? - I wish.

71) Have you ever watched MTV? - No - uh - I have never watched MTV. wtf?

72) What's something that really annoys you? - People with horns.

73) What's something you really like? - Hot lesbian sex.

74) Do you like Michael Jackson? - Only for his money.

75) Can you dance? - Can I dance!!

76) What's the latest you've ever stayed up? - Days and days.

77) Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? - I would never die honestly.

78) Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergancy room? - No. And learn how to spell.

79) Do you actually read these when other people fill them out? - If I care.

80) Who did you take this from? - happynoodlehead

81) What are you going to do to that person? - Stalk her in a rikshaw (sp?).

82) If you had to pick another city to live in... in the same state what city would you choose? - Woodstock, Springfield or Carbondale.

83) Favorite place in the world? - Under a rock.

84) Best feeling you ever had? - I think you can guess.

85) Life goal or dream? - To take boring quizzes until I die.


from MySpace...

Body: turn ons/offs

GIRLS: Turned ON, OFF or DC (Don't care)

Is taller than you:
Is shorter than you:
Wears braces:
Dresses Preppy:
Dresses Ghetto:
Dresses Gothic:
Has blue eyes:
Has green eyes:
Has hazel eyes:
Has Brown Eyes:
Drinks alcohol:
Wears glasses:
Plays sports:
Smiles a lot:
Calls you just to say Hi:
Shaves his legs:
Wears jewelry:
Has facial hair:
Smiles when you walk in the room:

Has brown hair:
Has Black hair:
Has blonde hair:
Has red hair:
Can make you laugh at any given moment:
Laid back:
Plays guitar:
Plays drums:
Plays piano:
he's buff:
he's skinny:
Doesn't eat meat:
Smacks your butt:
does drugs:
believes in God:
is bi:
has a tattoo:
has a lip ring:
has a tongue ring:

GUYS: Turned ON, OFF or DC (Don't care)

dresses like a grandma: um duh OFF
plays musical instrument: ON
is shorter than you: DC
same height as you: DC
is taller than you: ON
has chapped lips: OFF
has green eyes: DC
has blue eyes: ON
has brown eyes: DC
has long hair: ON
has short hair: ON
drinks alcohol: DC
smokes cigs: DC
smokes weed: DC/OFF
wears glasses: ON
big breasts: DC/ON
has blonde hair: ON
has brown hair: DC
has black hair: ON
has red hair: DC
works out: ON
smiles: ON!
can sing: ON
calls you just to say hi: ON
creative: ON!
smacks your butt: EEWWWWWWWWW NO STOP IT!
compliments you: ON
shaves her legs: GIVEN
wears jewelry: ON
has bigger feet than you: OFF
has smaller feet than you: OK
smiles when you walk into the room: ON
belly piercings: ON
virgin: DC/ON
laid back: DC/ON
doesn't party: DC/OFF
likes to party: DC/ON
laughs a lot: ON!
pierced ears: OK
pierced anything else (name): I'M OPEN
tattoos: DC/ON
honest and open: ON
is bi: ON


via daymare...

Four jobs I've had
1. Pompous Ass
2. Magazine Do-Everything
3. Phone Interviewer
4. Int'l Marketing Cust. Relations

Four movies I can watch over and over
1. Clockwatchers
2. Single White Female
3. It Could Happen To You
4. The Breakfast Club

Four places I have lived
1. Australia
2. Wisconsin
3. Pennsylvania
4. Nevada

Four TV shows I love
1. South Park
2. Degrassi tng
3. One Tree Hill
4. Robot Chicken

Four places I've vacationed
1. Michigan
2. California
3. North Carolina
4. Wisconsin

Four of my favorite dishes
1. Stuffed Grape Leaves
2. Turkey/Stuffing
3. Give me buttery sea food!
4. Alpo

Four sites I visit daily
the trinity of addiction -
1. Livejournal
2. MySpace
3. iTunes
4. pornstaropportunities.com

Four places I would rather be right now
1. In a bed on a beach in Scotland with daymare's boyfriend
2. Australia
3. Europe
4. Madison

Four people I am tagging



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