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so much for one in a million

Posted on 2005.12.14 at 04:46
The secret to not striking out:

1 - Keep your eye on the ball, not the pitcher.

2 - Don't try to change the rules in mid-game.

3 - Stop yelling at the umpire.

4 - Remember what it feels like to make a home run.

5 - Stop trying to be a man, and play ball, to win.

6 - Not football - baseball.

7 - Learn from the past.

8 - Stop getting bored - think of the money.

9 - Don't wander off and start smelling daisies right when the ball is coming your way.

10- Don't lie in the dugout, and say you're not lying in the dugout.


See, it's easy. It's not like church, or anything. It's like collecting cards, and suddenly turning to your best friend and laughing, "Hey! Let's go to Chicago!"

And you get to the stadium.

And the umpires are still debating.

Because they respect the game enough to think about it. They have a real love for it. They don't abuse it. Too much.



Respect.

Comments:


Little One
bruisednecks at 2005-12-14 14:40 (UTC) (Lien)
Word, yo
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-12-14 19:42 (UTC) (Lien)
You win some, you lose some, and some get rained out.
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