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oh well, yah, i suppose, ok, yeah

Posted on 2005.12.03 at 15:40
"If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

"When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you. Heh heh."


_77_lied at 2005-12-03 06:13 (UTC) (Lien)
i rember that one time we were bored and we were getting high offof drinking too much milk so we both rembered that i needed a c section and you gave me one, but forgot to put lucky charms in my uterus when you were done so i was mad at you for a week and then when we finally talked you bought me ice cream but forgot to put it away and my mom came in and was all like " MILIND WILL SCARF IT DOWN IF YOU DON"T PUT IT IN THE TOY BOX"! so you put it in the toy box and an ethopian kid ate it and we cried for months?
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madman101 at 2005-12-03 06:19 (UTC) (Lien)
Oh, yes, it's all coming back to me now! But you and me, we know that's not the whole story, right? Like, what was i doing with Lucky Charms in the first place?!
Ñö yóu dont know mé·¬ `
bluerose82 at 2005-12-03 06:47 (UTC) (Lien)
hey B dun forget me and you and ash are going for pizzas tomorrow! and u said u would pay! wow what a great guy you are!
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madman101 at 2005-12-04 10:37 (UTC) (Lien)
I will pay for all pizza and associated recreational activities.
the green bastard...
seymour_glass at 2005-12-03 07:24 (UTC) (Lien)
the only thing i remember is a half-baked plan to rob a bank and to topple the republican government with our winfall...i don't think it quite worked as we planned...damn water pistols...
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madman101 at 2005-12-04 10:40 (UTC) (Lien)
Um - water pistols would have worked if they had been filled with tobasco sauce. But even then, I think maybe our widnfall could have bought an Island off the coast of Maryland, at most. But still, we could have sent out painet weather balloons over DC and scared the bejesus out of Bush - who likes being scared that way, I hear, as he is apparently in the middle of a nervous breakdown. Dude - all we gotta do is watch them fall. On everyone else.
ashley aka mouse
x_wishuponme_x at 2005-12-03 14:57 (UTC) (Lien)
I remember that one time we went to the park. We swung on the swings and then I pushed you down the slide because I was mad at you. I really hated you right then. I'm sorry I broke your neck and paralyzed you. =(
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madman101 at 2005-12-04 10:43 (UTC) (Lien)
Well - I like it when girls are mean to me. Plus, don't worry at all. Sice you paralyzed me I've become a famous celebrity and I make $$$ off the talk show circuits and I always wanted to fit in in this way. But I'll always remember those days on the swings, both of us doped up on poppy seed wine.
Little One
bruisednecks at 2005-12-03 16:20 (UTC) (Lien)
Remember that time I called you, and someone answered you phone who sounded just like you and told me to come see you at the bar and I thought it was, and then I got there and you were like, dude, why the hell are you here, and I was really embarressed?
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madman101 at 2005-12-04 10:45 (UTC) (Lien)
Ha ha ha! Well - that WAS me on the phone, so I finally got to meet you, and I had to carry you all the way home cuz you couldn't Lindi-Hop after the fourth Margarita. There's more to the story, but my memory fails me...
sugarplanet at 2005-12-03 17:10 (UTC) (Lien)
I remember that night we had in the Bahamas back in '74. It was so romantic. The ocean breezes were blowing gently at through our hotel room's curtained windows. You could hear the soft splashing of the surf against the beach and smell the salt wafting through the night air...remember?

then we murdered those three guys? Oh, the good times we had.
sugarplanet at 2005-12-03 17:11 (UTC) (Lien)
I'm not reposting this in my journal though...THE CHAIN HAS TO STOP SOMEWHERE!
The Faery Of Dark Despair
despairfaery at 2005-12-03 17:26 (UTC) (Lien)
Remember when we went stargazing and watched that UFO crash into the desert? Then we all got high and the aliens ate every last one of our oreos...damn little green men with their big bloodshot eyes. They totally bogarted the bong too. I never knew aliens were so freakin RUDE.
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madman101 at 2005-12-04 10:57 (UTC) (Lien)
Well - they said it was a UFO, but it looked more like an inflatable turnip to me - which made me suspect that these rude boys were Ruskies, although I don't discount that they were Jamaicans. I've never had good experiences sharing bongs with Jamaicans, except for back in 2029, when Harry Belefonte became president. Who was a write-in candidate favoured by the illegal alien majority. Nobody ever said you can't DIE in this country and not be president. I rest my case.
gillashl at 2005-12-04 04:24 (UTC) (Lien)

I'll Make This One Easy....

Remember going to Bedlam last week?

GOD! That was so much fucking fun. And what made it even better? The fact that the Cowboys came in and dominated that game.

Can we say "COMPLETE SHUTOUT"!!!!

Oh yeah we can! What was that score again?

That's right... 68 - 0

Ahhh, yeah!

Then afterwards, we got soooo drunk off our asses and drove back to Stillwater and partied in the stadium with the rest of the team. And then there was also the drive-thru party barn and the mascot challenge that we entered....which I'm still not sure why we did that.

Anyways...it was fun. FUN FUN FUN

Lets do it again this weekend, yes?

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madman101 at 2005-12-04 10:59 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: I'll Make This One Easy....

We are so doing it this weekend.
gaspworthy at 2005-12-04 04:52 (UTC) (Lien)
Thanks for the memory of how we used to jog, even in a fog. That barbecue in malibu away from all the smog. How rainy it was...

Thanks for it all.
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madman101 at 2005-12-04 11:11 (UTC) (Lien)
It was raining in Malibu?!

Oh yes - the place was filled with Caribou.

Which was great in the barbecue.

Except for the stampede, and halibut

Jumping out of the sea. Oh our jog

Was better when I saw you were no dog

But a beautiful princess-like frog

Waiting to be kissed, or a pollywog

Making it's hopeful home in the hollow

Of a water-logged log. The water was shallow

The beaches were hallowed, and god,

You ran like toenail right out of a sock.

Oh well - I tried...
Major Mustard
major_mustard at 2005-12-04 12:42 (UTC) (Lien)

How's this for fake?

I remember it like it was decades ago. The intense pain coming from my stomach could only be one thing. I heard men shouting in my direction. This was it. It was my time. I was ready to die. Something changed though. The shouting became louder, almost like screams. Screams of panic. A shadow passed me, fire erupting from its hands. My attackers fell to the ground like puppets with their strings cut. Was this my guardian angel?
No. It was you. Standing over me with a stupid grin on your face. I'm sure you said something about me "looking like crap". I'd have never left that ditch if it wasn't for you.

War Is Hell.
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madman101 at 2005-12-05 19:21 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: How's this for fake?

emo_piccolo at 2005-12-05 04:22 (UTC) (Lien)
Once, you and I were talking on t3h 1nt3rw3bz and I sent you a link to gay midget pr0n.

You blocked me.
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madman101 at 2005-12-05 19:22 (UTC) (Lien)
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