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sara shouldn't read this...

Posted on 2005.11.22 at 17:29
Humeur actuelle: egg-like
Musique actuelle: elisse - cure
Back in the days when I was making banana bread, I bought a big box of 2 and 1/2 eggs for like 5 cents. Today, I found a bowl of them at the bottom of the fridge. Thinking that grantastic had boiled them so they wouldn't go bad, I decided to eat one of these hard-boiled eggs... so I lightly cracked one. And it hadn't been boiled. (!) So I boiled it. When I retrieved it for my eggsumption, I saw that the crack - which was TINY, had let a bit of the egg out, and boil in the water. Actually - it was the yolk alone that had popped out. It was a very weird thing to see this, the yolk just stuck completely out of the egg, all perfectly round, and with a nice sheet of white around it. Then, I opened the egg, and it was all boiled, with a round hollow in the middle. So, now I am off to eat this bizarre haunted egg...

So, you see, there's always SOMETHING fascinating to write about in LJ, isn't there?! An unrelated question: "Why do people drop me?"

Comments:


sphynxlike at 2005-11-22 23:36 (UTC) (Lien)
I think that's kind of how you make poached eggs, dear.

*goes off to hint to mom that she should make eggs benedict while I'm home, then gives up and makes it myself*
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-11-22 23:44 (UTC) (Lien)
Hmmmm... really? That's bizarre. Why do eggs act like that? ::smudges egg from face:: oooey oh my goddie! I do love eggs benedict! But HOW?

Have funliness!
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn
a_common_blow at 2005-11-22 23:47 (UTC) (Lien)
I'll ask god about people "dropping" you
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn
a_common_blow at 2005-11-22 23:50 (UTC) (Lien)
Me:
god why do people drop mad man?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
why do people drop madman?
God:
Humans are not infallible.
Me:
but why do they drop him
God:
How should I know how they drop him.
Me:
madman101 is sad
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
why do they drop madman101
God:
I did not know it does.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
why do people drop madman?
God:
We are all living just one small part of God's plan.
Me:
so it was your idea?
God:
Dude! Is it still my idea anymore?
Me:
yah ok
God:
OK. Yippee!

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There is your answer, becuase it was in god's plan.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-11-26 01:27 (UTC) (Lien)
That's so great. But god is lame. He's not even sure what the plan is. He should go have a talk with Satan on South Park. I think they'd really hit it off.
_lor_rie_ at 2005-11-23 00:17 (UTC) (Lien)
people drop u? they dont know what they are missing!!
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-11-26 01:28 (UTC) (Lien)
I know. I send everyone a pie on Easter!
The Educated Pseudo-Thug
writer_lilies at 2005-11-23 01:05 (UTC) (Lien)
Well I was going to drop you initially because I thought you were a troll. Just being honest.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-11-26 01:30 (UTC) (Lien)
Yo - that's funny. No - I'm def. not a troll. Just overwhelmed. I try so hard to catch up. Kick me if I don't comment, OK?!
The Educated Pseudo-Thug
writer_lilies at 2005-12-08 03:26 (UTC) (Lien)
Maybe I should put an indicator on the post when I want comments or something. I know that'd help me know when people REALLY want comments.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-12-08 03:38 (UTC) (Lien)
ha ha! excellent idea!

i try to comment when i see major distress or funniness, trying not to confuse the two
Angel
fishnet_angel at 2005-11-23 04:07 (UTC) (Lien)
wow...
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-11-26 01:31 (UTC) (Lien)
You're back!!!
Angel
fishnet_angel at 2005-12-02 21:08 (UTC) (Lien)
Yea, but only as much as possible.
gaspworthy at 2005-11-23 05:19 (UTC) (Lien)
I drop you like it's hot, 'cause when the pimps give me attitude all I can do is drop ya.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-11-26 01:31 (UTC) (Lien)
Dick is so rad.
Major Mustard
major_mustard at 2005-11-23 19:43 (UTC) (Lien)
Because you're too heavy.
Easy.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-11-26 01:32 (UTC) (Lien)
I beg to differ! Please? Please let me differ! I am mad, MAD I tell you!

:)
marcnicholas at 2005-11-24 04:17 (UTC) (Lien)
posts that start off with "back in the days when I was making banana bread" rock.

where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-11-26 01:33 (UTC) (Lien)
See how being a good writer can give the impression of having a life?!

Thanks, though!
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