I turned on my TV and saw an orange man yelling at a yellow man who looked like a character in, "Mars Attacks!" Then I saw a third man start yelling. They were all yelling about violence and forest fires. Two Scots and an Irish guy. Sure the Celts come out when the country is in trouble! Reminds me of the Civil War, when they fought each other, and both won, and both lost. I say this: Why can't we all just settle down and we can have a co-Presidency: Orange and Yellow, together as one. There's no reason why we cannot have forest fires and riots in the streets at the same time!