where hypotheses come to die (madman101) wrote,
where hypotheses come to die

I know she's out there somewhere

Sweet, adorable, honest, loving, playful, sincere, generous young male seeking soulmate who will kick him in the shins, tie his legs and arms together, lead him around public plazas like a dog, call him names in restaurants, handcuff him to the kitchen table, beat him with a horse whip, cover him in disgusting fluids, staple his ears to his head, make him wear baby doll clothes, hang him upside down on the laundry line for hours, remove his toenails, split his head open with a pick-axe, bite his lower lip, and leave gruesome bite and fingernail marks all over his sexy little body. Must like pizza.
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