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I know she's out there somewhere

Posted on 2005.10.10 at 12:37
Sweet, adorable, honest, loving, playful, sincere, generous young male seeking soulmate who will kick him in the shins, tie his legs and arms together, lead him around public plazas like a dog, call him names in restaurants, handcuff him to the kitchen table, beat him with a horse whip, cover him in disgusting fluids, staple his ears to his head, make him wear baby doll clothes, hang him upside down on the laundry line for hours, remove his toenails, split his head open with a pick-axe, bite his lower lip, and leave gruesome bite and fingernail marks all over his sexy little body. Must like pizza.

Comments:


heart seams & bubble dreams
radley at 2005-10-10 19:40 (UTC) (Lien)
You had me up until the pizza.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-10-11 08:37 (UTC) (Lien)
ha ha! excellent. Although, pizza can be sexy, too. It's all about attitude - or something...
A Wannabe Drug Addict
iamabraxas at 2005-10-10 22:07 (UTC) (Lien)
hey big boy, what's your number?!
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madman101 at 2005-10-11 08:39 (UTC) (Lien)
um - I try not to give that out on LJ. But, OK, it's 9. Plus you can IM me if you want, but I don't do porn chat... anymore.
Catherine
emerald_snow at 2005-10-11 00:06 (UTC) (Lien)
That's so hot. I'm right here baby.

Can I light you on fire too?
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madman101 at 2005-10-11 08:41 (UTC) (Lien)
Come on baby, light me up!

Thanks, K, but you know you're way hotter. End of dicussion.

:)
Catherine
emerald_snow at 2005-10-12 02:06 (UTC) (Lien)
=) Danke.
gillashl at 2005-10-11 01:15 (UTC) (Lien)

Wanna Wrestle???

-kicks you in the shin-

-takes your pizza-

-laughs uncontrolably-

:)

Y
A
Y
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-10-11 08:46 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: Wanna Wrestle???

Who is this lively, spunky girl? Oh how I'd like to get her in bed and seduce her and and tussle with her and tame her, and then watch her slowly and sweetly drift away into blissful angelic sleep.

Yes, I do.
gillashl at 2005-10-12 00:42 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: Wanna Wrestle???

-kicks you in the other shin-

-giggles-

I WIN!
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-10-12 00:51 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: Wanna Wrestle???

And I didn't even LET you win! Not fair.

::waaawaaa!::
gillashl at 2005-10-12 01:20 (UTC) (Lien)

Why I Win....In Simple Words

I win....
Because....

It is meant for me to win.

Plus the bible says so....
ratana
ratana187 at 2005-10-11 01:28 (UTC) (Lien)
um...pretty hot.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-10-11 08:48 (UTC) (Lien)
Well, I'm suprised - but honoured. Thank you... yeah...
Angelic Slut
pinkpunkpornsta at 2005-10-11 03:10 (UTC) (Lien)
oh my god...all that AND pizza?
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-10-11 08:50 (UTC) (Lien)
All this can be yours, well, maybe just the pizza - but that's the best part!

Hey - I have ideas for friday...

(And no, it's not what you're thinking....)

Nice post by the way.
Angelic Slut
pinkpunkpornsta at 2005-10-11 15:14 (UTC) (Lien)
my idea is we rent a movie and you come hang out at my house...bring Kurska.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-10-11 15:53 (UTC) (Lien)
Sounds tight. I'll email you.

I tried to respond to this comment from my email and the weirdest thing happened - it asked me if I rally wanted to send something to someone other than yahoo, so I said yes and tried to send it, but it wouldn't go through! I'm befuzzled.
Little One
bruisednecks at 2005-10-11 05:21 (UTC) (Lien)
Um, well, I mean...I like pizza...is that enough?
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-10-11 08:51 (UTC) (Lien)
Pizza can be the basis of a very rich fulfilling relationship, and very Italian sex.
_lor_rie_ at 2005-10-11 10:24 (UTC) (Lien)
hmmmm....i may have a friend.....

lol ;)
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-10-11 10:34 (UTC) (Lien)
You mean ME?

You mean a blind date?

You mean a threesome?

goshwilliebonkers...

You're TEASING me!

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