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MEGALITHS OF MEMORY - with extra cheese!

Posted on 2005.10.08 at 00:32
OK - So I go out and pick up this great pizza, and I bring it home because I want to talk to Kat tonight. I begin eating the pizza, and I'm looking at my computer background pic - a pic of Stonehenge (see icon)...

and I look back at my pizza...

and I look back at Stonehenge...

And I suddenly realise: STONEHENGE WAS A GIANT PIZZA OVEN!...

Where they used cows instead of pepperoni slices!

They made a huge iron pizza pan and set it on top, and then set their fires, and cooked up one hell of a monster pizza - maybe like one every month - you know, with the moon. And they made TONNES of money, especially off of their fast and courteous deliveries. And this concept doesn't necessarilly have to clash with all the religious mythology. Cuz I know a lot of Druids who really LIKE pizza. In fact, I find this to be more than coincidence. Druids and Mayans. I believe it's some kind of secret brotherhood. Like Pizzacrucians...

Then Kat calls, and she starts talking about the Mayan Calendar running out in 2012, and the Apocalypse, and all - and I'm thinking - will that be the day when all the giant pizzas return? Maybe that's what UFOs really are - very big pizzas being delivered to secret Druidic and Mayan people who are waiting for the final day of rapture! And I just know they will want lots of ancovies! I just know it!


I cast the first stone
Through jumbles of glass and light
Through spectacles, through streets,
Curled and bending like carpets
In a torrent of industry
Like waves receding, and crashing
In upon themselves, upon the weak.
I cast into this vast mirror
Past my own new face asking
"Who will I be, when I'm a man?"
And the answer which preceded.
Through glass, man's cup of time
Vulcanised from sand, I cast
Long, long though mind - a time
Impossible to perceive, so gone
It lies, unreal, conceiving history,
As Night begot the heavens
Which, unable to look back,
Constructed an infinite wall called Evil
Meant to distract from evolution,
Leaving us all casting back
And forth. Some turn to salt.
Some turn to glass. Some collapse,
Especially this year.
Oh, to be where my soul's pebble lands -
Amongst the sands that crept
Unseen beneath the nails of my father's
And my father's hands; to fall
A babe amongst babes; facing
The explosive sun of Stonehenge;
There to eat my sacred grain
And turn with all the world
Innocent, saved, imagining!
Holding a dream so small, so pure,
It races past this petty day
And dares to play, immortal,
Unlike "Y2K",
Senatorial debate, or
Wall Street's great escape.
Into megaliths of memory - erased,
I cast the first stone.
It is all I own.

Welcome to the days of Halloweening! More to come!


sugarplanet at 2005-10-08 12:04 (UTC) (Lien)
that totally just blew my mind.
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madman101 at 2005-10-08 12:07 (UTC) (Lien)
Good. Let's have sex now.
sugarplanet at 2005-10-08 12:28 (UTC) (Lien)
I'll be right over! but shouldn't we wait for ashley?
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madman101 at 2005-10-08 12:50 (UTC) (Lien)
Wait? I suppose so. Then, let the games begin...
sugarplanet at 2005-10-08 14:23 (UTC) (Lien)
rowr baby
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madman101 at 2005-10-08 17:25 (UTC) (Lien)
You spelt "rowr" wrong!
sugarplanet at 2005-10-08 17:57 (UTC) (Lien)
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madman101 at 2005-10-08 18:26 (UTC) (Lien)
since it is rarely spelt, i'd have to hear you pronounce it in person before i passed final juddjmint

fishnet_angel at 2005-10-08 17:46 (UTC) (Lien)
i see what you say about stonehenge hehe
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madman101 at 2005-10-08 17:49 (UTC) (Lien)
It's all true!
fishnet_angel at 2005-10-08 17:50 (UTC) (Lien)
I believe it... lol. I can see what you're saying.
its__fate at 2005-10-09 05:52 (UTC) (Lien)
Hahaha! Stonehenge as a pizza oven?? hmm never thought of that! haha!:P
mmmm i just had pizza this lunch. Lol.

If i remember correctly, the Mayan calendar runs out December 12, 2012 right? Something like.. evolution will stop at that date or something. And hey, they've never been wrong yet. Hahaha. I'm too young to diiie

will that be the day when all the giant pizzas return?
hahaha i love you :P

Hi new friend :p
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madman101 at 2005-10-09 06:44 (UTC) (Lien)
Hey new friend!

Yes, there will be a massive pizza delivery on that date - sounds about right - which some may call the end of the world but which i think is pretty great. Now - who can look at stonehenge and NOT se a pizza oven?!?!

I just had a slice myself - cheese almost a half inch think. Yummy!
Gen HeX
bitchblossom at 2005-10-10 02:54 (UTC) (Lien)
excellent poem. and yes, it's rather uncanny how very much stonehenge looks like a pizza oven now. =p i'll never view another discovery channel show about stonehenge in quite the same light ever again!


you are cracking me up!
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madman101 at 2005-10-10 13:07 (UTC) (Lien)

he he

Thanks - about cracking you up.

Plus the poem comment - i reckon that rocked as well...

Gen HeX
bitchblossom at 2005-10-11 02:00 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: he he

think nothing of it! ;)
emerald_snow at 2005-10-10 04:46 (UTC) (Lien)
That poem wasn't nearly as bad as I was expecting. =P

Are you sure that's all you were thinking about? XDD

I think the Mayan calender is the end of time or something close to that. Maybe evolution, but I'm not quite sure.
Which is funny because we as the human race are stil evolving. We're losing our pinky toes and such.

I love the idea that if we ever lost electricity, most of us would shit our pants and die. I wonder what would happen if we lost electricity, then a meteor struck.

The world won't end in water, but it will be something like fire or something. I'd think all of us being stupid would make the plasma over react and create a huge lighting storm that will magneticly charge everything incorrectly, and generally melt the planet down. I don't believe huge meteors will blow us up.

I just think we'd bring everything upon ourselves.
emerald_snow at 2005-10-10 04:47 (UTC) (Lien)
..Actually on second thought...it'd be pretty cool if we lost our pinky toes.

And then got webbed feet. But we've got drugs we can give pregnant women for that.
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madman101 at 2005-10-10 04:49 (UTC) (Lien)
Wow! Hi Kat! Well - we've got a few more years, anyway. I'll respond more - I just wanted to say hi.

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madman101 at 2005-10-10 13:16 (UTC) (Lien)
I want to keep my pinky toes! Please?
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madman101 at 2005-10-10 13:15 (UTC) (Lien)
Actually, I do think about such changes in the plasma as a possible problem. And there's this gov't project up in Alaska that is supposed to fire massive amounts of electricity into the sky, which has a lot of people worried. Plus the magnetic field is already trying to reverse - all very interesting stuff, but I'm not worried about the end of the world like I used to be.

That poem - I liked it and yet I didn't. I'll post more, I hope, if I can find the ones I want.
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