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Look! I have a Sea Monkey on my back! Yay!

Posted on 2005.09.26 at 02:50
It's been going on for too long. It was easy. I thought it wasn't hurting anyone. I finally realised that the person I was really hurting was myself.

Yes - I have finally come to terms with my problem: I am addicted to water. I love water - I crave water - in everything I eat or drink. But now this madness is over. And I thank the Las Vegas Conservation District for it's wonderful ad campaign convincing me to stop drinking, which was so artfully enacted by the Thoroughly Modern Mormans theatre troop. I will never again take another sip of the Colorado River, thanks to all of their concern. I am a New man - (Alfred E., to be precise) - and I cast away all things watery. I have joined Aquatics Anonymous, and together, we all plan on shrivelling up into little pieces of bacon in the sun. Down with Evil Neptune! Down down down! Down that water-god! Glug glug glug - woops! Starting to slip... must... resort... to... fire... and... brimstone!....

Comments:


[disaffection]
xdesensitizedx at 2005-09-26 10:47 (UTC) (Lien)
hahaha i drink like 83 ounces of water a day

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madman101 at 2005-09-26 13:40 (UTC) (Lien)
Ha! The French drink a lot of water. That's prolly why they're so healthy! bien sur!
[disaffection]
xdesensitizedx at 2005-09-26 15:35 (UTC) (Lien)
everyone says i look french

:o)
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madman101 at 2005-09-26 16:51 (UTC) (Lien)
I think you look French too!

When I wear a baggy white T-shirt and my big black octoganol glasses, I am suddenly Mr. France!

zoots alors!
gillashl at 2005-09-26 14:21 (UTC) (Lien)

Should Have...

Called you last night, but I ran out of cigarettes.

Hmph.
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madman101 at 2005-09-26 16:45 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: Should Have...

I had some extra. No way I'm smoking today...

I don't remember the call - leave a quick message next time - please???

I was wondering if that was Mr. Prohibition who called you...

My friend liked this one - "I'm not cool - I lose my cigarettes!"
gillashl at 2005-09-26 17:51 (UTC) (Lien)

I Guess That's A Good Reason NOT To Use The Subject Line With The Comments...

I'm sorry, I meant "Should Have Called..." but because I'm weird and like to use the subject line everywhere I go, you didn't catch that.

No, actually it wasn't mr. no alcohol guy. But after I got off the phone I couldn't fall asleep, so that's where I should have called you came from.

You really aren't cool if you lose your cigarettes!


One question though.
Will there be an encore this evening or is this a show set for June?
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madman101 at 2005-09-26 19:07 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: I Guess That's A Good Reason NOT To Use The Subject Line With The Comments...

"is this a show set for June?" - ?

I'll do an encore - just tell me how...

yeah - you should have called - that's what i meant about being there sorta

i'd call you but i don't want you to think i'm needy - since i'm the one coming on basically

gillashl at 2005-09-26 23:05 (UTC) (Lien)

Also, Must Stop With Weird, Random Sayings That Only Make Sense To Myself

Yeah, that. I was being weird, just my way of asking whether I would get to talk to you again tonight or if it would be while. I'm so sly, like a cat or something, yeah. :)

I should have called, I will know better for next time now.

I think I sound needy all the time, even though I know I'm not.
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madman101 at 2005-09-26 23:35 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: Also, Must Stop With Weird, Random Sayings That Only Make Sense To Myself

I know you think that about yourself. - I hope it doesn't bother you that I know that. I know you're not needy. I'd love to talk to you again tonight. -B
Angelic Slut
pinkpunkpornsta at 2005-09-26 15:18 (UTC) (Lien)

totally off topic

but even as a georgia peach, after reading that "fuck the south" rant, i totally agree; we are a bunch of self important fucksticks...
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madman101 at 2005-09-26 16:47 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: totally off topic

ok

- but all the people who responded to my banana bread question were southern bells!

- and I loves them!
Angelic Slut
pinkpunkpornsta at 2005-09-26 17:56 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: totally off topic

i'm going to call you tonight....so be there.
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madman101 at 2005-09-26 19:10 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: totally off topic

ok
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madman101 at 2005-09-27 02:30 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: totally off topic

Hey thanks. You actually sounded like a relative when I answered the phone. Whom I shun...
Angelic Slut
pinkpunkpornsta at 2005-09-27 03:14 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: totally off topic

i'm sorry. i'll make a mental not never to sound like a shunned relative...though i don't know how exactly i'll pull that off. Oh yeah, my mom got mad at me for telling you that she has issues. i was told to inform you that "she does not have issues; but rather I, Giovanna, am the one with the issues."
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madman101 at 2005-09-27 03:42 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: totally off topic

ha ha ha - omg - that is pathetically hilarious!
Angelic Slut
pinkpunkpornsta at 2005-09-27 03:15 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: totally off topic

by the way, about your icon...you are the cutest psycho ever.
Desiree
sugarplanet at 2005-09-26 16:39 (UTC) (Lien)
be strong mah brutha.
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madman101 at 2005-09-26 16:48 (UTC) (Lien)
Wow. Thank you!
gaspworthy at 2005-09-26 19:24 (UTC) (Lien)
I love wawa...not to be confused with WaWa, however.
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madman101 at 2005-09-26 19:30 (UTC) (Lien)
or Bawbawa Wawa...

"Wawa" - one of my fav songs - Geo Harrison "All Things Must Pass" CD.

I actually do drink tonnes of water - it's a good thing
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