where hypotheses come to die (madman101) wrote,
where hypotheses come to die

We Break for Sushi

NOTICE: More poems going up in my bio...

First of all, I want you all to rest assured that it has been over a year since I've eaten liver.

Next, if that Chinese Girl ever get's wind of this: I hope she overheard me and AK - I said that she (the CG) was the only sane person working at SB. I began talking about all the Chinese friends and roomies in my life, and AK started mocking Chinese people in a light-hearted way. That - and other things - disturbed me a bit - and I don't feel like going to her cook-out.

Next - Just because I said an 8-year old had a hot body doesn't mean I'm a pedophile. It probably means I'm just telling the truth. If everyone's gonna jump on males for telling it like it is, then pretty soon all women will end up being covered in shawls - that's how they "solved" the bullshit problem OVER THERE.

I have seen the enemy, and it is us.

"Her name is 'Soapy'"

"Oh, how nice! And she has no eyes." (The eyes are covered by hair).

"Oh. Uh - yeah..."

"And it's a good thing, too - 'cause if she had eyes then soap would get in them!"

I want to know where I can get a bumper-sticker saying, "We break for distilled spirits!" - Green Day

Other good lines:

Sunday morning is everyday for all I care." - Nirvana

"Its OK to eat fish 'cause they don't have any feeeeelings..." - Nirvana
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