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I'VE ONLY HAD A FEW GIRLFRIENDS IN MY LIFE, AND THEY ALL BEAT ME WITH A FIRE-HOSE.

Posted on 2005.09.08 at 17:01

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where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-09-08 19:19 (UTC) (Lien)

kurska is satan

She bothers me always hopping around and getting her leash tangled up under the kitchen table. Last night she was sleeping in my room and she got tired of me just coughing a little but so she does this, "khlaghph!" thing to sut me up.

She is the reason I want all animals destroyed...

It'll pass...


I'm sowy my sweet puffy kooskoos...

::hangs head in shame::
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pinkpunkpornsta at 2005-09-08 19:30 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: kurska is satan

i felt the same way about my cat. sometimes i wanted to snap it's neck for nipping at small children and trying to scratch Chris all the time, but i never could. I wouldn't even swat Snowball on the butt. I used to carry a small quirt gun and use that to punish him, for what good it did. That fucking crazy feline liked water, so the squirt gun did nothing.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-09-08 22:08 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: kurska is satan

Your cat is quite a character, I've heard.

No the thing to do is snap small children's necks, nip at your cat, and swatt Chris on the butt.
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