I am the person who will destroy China. (madman101) wrote,
I am the person who will destroy China.


When I lived in Madison, my girlfriend wanted to buy condoms for me - so I tagged along. We went into the community drug store (co-op OF COURSE!) and they had a whole isle full of condoms. "Holy shit!" I said, "Why..." I said in my old cowboy voice, "Dang - they've got more condoms than you can shake a stick at!"

The clerk - an attractive girl, couldn't stop laughing. "Thank you," she said, "I'm going to use that in our next promotion." Sure enough they did, and it became their logo on the radio.

So I logged into some porno site that also sells condoms the other day, and there was MY logo, "More condoms than you can..."

Now I can die with a smile on my face.

I did it all for the nookie.

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