The clerk - an attractive girl, couldn't stop laughing. "Thank you," she said, "I'm going to use that in our next promotion." Sure enough they did, and it became their logo on the radio.
So I logged into some porno site that also sells condoms the other day, and there was MY logo, "More condoms than you can..."
Now I can die with a smile on my face.
I did it all for the nookie.