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Earth Could End Before Exxon Extracts All The Oil

Posted on 2018.10.10 at 15:09
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ExxonMobil CEO Depressed After Realizing Earth Could End Before They Finish Extracting All The Oil

IRVING, TX—In the wake of a report by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change that projected the planet had only a decade to prevent catastrophic global warming, ExxonMobil CEO Darren Woods was reportedly feeling depressed Wednesday after realizing the Earth could end before they finished extracting all the oil.…

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