plus I have a migraine

Posted on 2005.07.11 at 13:28

Hey. I have poison ivy. My face is all swollen around the eyes. I look like a demented pixie. Lying in the sun helped a little yesterday, so maybe again today. I'll just let it run it's course. Dealing with it is not energy-efficient. At least it didn't trigger another CFS relapse, which can be THE WORST w/ poison ivy. Each allergy or infection has it's own character when it causes a relapse. I didn't bother shaving yesterday, plus I had this PI. So, I didn't think I looked that great. But at McDonalds, this beautiful girl comes through the drive-up, while I'm at the counter, and looks at me. I looked a bit, and then away, as is the custom. She was blonde, with BIG blue Britney Spears eyes. I looked back up, and she was looking at me again. We both realised we were two lost attractive souls in a wasteland of Big Macs.

Well, you know, I kinda don't like that - it made me deranged. Another one I'll never meet. Who really needs the boost to the ego? I want HER. So I bought a six-pack. Also to dull the PI. And the first beer was HEAVEN! I highly advise having one beer to treat your PI.

Remember that kiddie porn site that hijacked my computer? Well, it made my computer dial a 900 number. Costing me about $100 - says my phone bill. So, I guess I'll call the police on this - but they won't be able to do anything about it.

Eh - Habitat only gave the IMPRESSION that they were interested in the lots - because they are bleeding heart liberals who didn't want to hurt my feelings. So - no $5000 for now. No new transmission? And prolly no Madison for at least a month.

It's great to be me!

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_venusinfursx at 2005-07-11 18:49 (UTC) (Lien)

ewww, how did a kiddie porn site hijack your comp? im so afraid thats going to happen to me, im always weary about what sites i go on. too many sick fucks on the net man.

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madman101 at 2005-07-11 18:57 (UTC) (Lien)

porn

I was bored and I hit a porn link, then the kiddie site sneeked in, downloaded control files, and took over my computer. It would claim to be my server or something, and dial without me knowing. So - I can't use that computer until I completely re-install new Windows.

Stay away from porn, get a firewall and don't let "microsoft/windows" files get downloaded, anti-spy anti-virus anti-ad anti it all!

Yeah, the web is chock full of weirdos. It's kind of depressing.

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satanist_whore at 2005-07-11 19:39 (UTC) (Lien)

lmao aww how cute (the mcdonalds girl story) hey gimme a beer

and....kiddie porn...thats disgusting

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madman101 at 2005-07-11 22:39 (UTC) (Lien)

ya

At last, a drinking buddy!

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saraara at 2005-07-11 21:21 (UTC) (Lien)

hey how do you know she just couldn't stop staring at your poison ivy face?!?! :P

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madman101 at 2005-07-11 22:42 (UTC) (Lien)

I HATE YOU!

That's an impossibility. My good looks always shine through. Anyway, the swelling was down by then. How do you know, like, how do you know maybe I was, like, looking at... at... HER poison ivy face or something, ha?

::goes and buys another 6-pack::

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saraara at 2005-07-12 06:01 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: I HATE YOU!

suuuuuuuuure

hahahah :D

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madman101 at 2005-07-12 16:01 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: I HATE YOU!

Hey - seriously - happy birthday! I wish I could have made it but I'm a fucking loser.

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misaventuras at 2005-07-12 01:24 (UTC) (Lien)

How did you manage to get poison ivy on your face? :P

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madman101 at 2005-07-12 15:58 (UTC) (Lien)

hey

That's a great question. My face swole - swelled? - up, but there is no visible rash on it. I think I get more and more sensitive to PI, and so maybe my face just got it through the air. My hands and tum tum touched the plants, and that's where the worst rash is...

But once I DID touch my face after touching PI, and it swelled up - now it seems to swell every time I encounter PI, just out of memory. I think scientists call this "face memory".

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despairfaery at 2005-07-12 16:41 (UTC) (Lien)

ahhhhhhhh yes, I too am familiar with the dreaded poison ivy as you will remember only weeks ago I too had it. The best thing for the itching? was childrens benedryl and the key ingredient, a paste made of baking soda applied to the blisters. It's not all that attractive though.

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madman101 at 2005-07-13 16:46 (UTC) (Lien)

we have a special bond

Well, people saw me w/ my calumine and bandaids and think I've got AIDs - like woe - this totally Britney Speers chick, I handed a librarian a lost disc and when the girl saw my hand she suddenly became comatose.

No no no! The best thing for itching is never to scratch. BUT - now that I'm turning purple all over, I'm having a field day (!) scratching because I know the worst is over. Take that, PI!!

I do know another thing. Never have sex w/ PI.

And dring tea so it will lessen the puss.

And keep banana peels on your head at all times, even when you don't have PI.

Yes - benedrylis one of the best things. I guess it DOES reduce the itchyness, and the spreading.

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