Hawaii a wah huh.... ugh... ha... ulp...

I think this Hawaiian volcano is just terrible. I think it will get worse and then there will be a BIG ONE in California and then the Yellowstone Super-volcano will erupt and that's the end of me. However, please! Just once. Can I hear someone pronounce Hawaiian place-names w/o sounding like they are being water-boarded? I mean it would really help with nerves with a lot of people...