May 5th, 2020

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Eulogy for the Giant People

Why, just the other day I was sayin' how glad I was that them there Giant People on the corner finally put in some blinds.  Solved a lot of problems, I said.  Well, watcha know, today I was outside and all the blinds were back down, as fast as they went up.  And everything inside was EMPTY!  They're gone!  All that was left was the sound of A-hole Guy, (the landlord), tapping a hammer away inside.

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