March 26th, 2020

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Social distancing a month from now

If things continue at the rate that they're going, then a month from now, the social distancing rules are gonna be like:

"Social gatherings consisting of more than one-sixth of a person are now banned worldwide due to the coronavirus pandemic. If your head, arms, and/or legs are still attached to the rest of your body, then you are considered a social gathering consisting of more than one-sixth of a person, and you are therefore responsible for the spread of the coronavirus and must be arrested immediately. Furthermore, if you have multiple personalities, your body must be separated into at least six pieces times your number of personalities in order to properly comply with social distancing guidelines."

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go notify my left arm and my torso to let them know that we won't be able to hang out this weekend.
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HELP MY 2 KITTIES P.SHERMAN AND T.T 

They injested some household chemicals detrimental to pets and they are in the veterinary clinic now on antibiotics been in there since yesterday afternoon trying to raise 2900. for both of there care  i used care credit and scratch pay but I'm still responsible for the rest if anyone can help please do so we would greatly appreciate any and all help Thank you all   this is the gofundme page  Igf.me/u/xsy9su