May 21st, 2019


Cheese Made From Celebrity Bacteria Goes on Display 🧀

Bum yeast whomst?

Scientist / cheesemakers at the London biolab Open Cell collected bacteria from celebrity armpits, ears, noses and bellybuttons that was then grown in the lab until suitable strains could be selected for cheesemaking.

So, who are the big cheeses?

  • Suggs, from Madness, is cheddar.

  • Ruby Tandoh, from Great British Bake-off, is silton.

  • Alex James, from Blur, is cheshire.

  • Professor Green, a rapper, is mozzarella.

As I am not British nor very tuned into their celebrities that haven't crossed the pond, I do not know who these people are. But I posted this bc human cheese.

If you're interested, visit the Victoria and Albert museum.

No samples.


Who would you eat?
Chris Evans stans need not reply.
* - galaxy

Thank you for not evapourating.

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Today, I walked by a cafe, which for sale for $200,000.

And, soon after the overtime dream, I heard a BBC report about overtime pay. Because. They must have been putting it together at the same time I was dreaming into it...

I understand why these things happen now. Time is not what we think it is. I am not philosophizing. I know why these things happen...

Haven't heard if tornadoes ever tore into Oklahoma today...