August 30th, 2013

lennon studio

John Cleese lives

ALERTS TO THREATS, IN 2013 EUROPE
- From JOHN CLEESE

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.

Regards,
John Cleese, British writer, actor and tall person

And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC. Life is too short...


(via politicartoons)
crazy /eek - yammer

all in the carpet-bag

We KNOW that KERRY IS THE NEW POWELL..

Demand his RESIGNATION !

(Oh, of course, not now, when we're all being swept away by the lies - again. I remember the last time this happened, Iraq. Back then, I saw the truth, and I did everything I could to tell people, and I was treated like a tinfoil asshat - because everyone believed the, "officials," i.e., Bank-Puppets. This time, the, "officials," are liberals, and the fantastical bridges across logic and facts are even worse. Because, "we WANT to believe." Well, no - don't demand his resignation now - of COURSE - just wait at least 5 years until this all blows over, and all the terriblists have been hauled away, and we are all too hungry to care. I tell you folks, this country is dangerously mad. They're riding the debate, dudes. They pull back when it's too risky, then they hop on the latest public talking point surfacing, and officially counter or channel it. That includes Congressmen who pretend to question, but in fact move the process forward, by saying, "WHEN/ HOW does the President plan to invade! We demand answers!" Then it gets muffled for a day... and the schedule moves ahead, the debate is moved in their direction... Then they reel in another five percentage points of approval in the polls. By the time we go in, many liberals and Republicans will swing support so that they now have 60% fervent nationalism. I am disgusted).

"Bad - BAD - chemical weapons! Look at the people SUFFERING! Therefore WE MUST KILL MORE!!"

Islamic (Natural Gas) Pipeline

Saudi Banks

Israeli Zionists and NAZI progeny.
* - Elephant of Life

are you SYRIOUS!?!?!?

Oh - now the death toll is back up to pretty much where they tried to run it at the beginning! 1400+... up from 100, I mean 355, I mean 250, etc...

Ron Paul: Syria a flase-flag: www.infowars.com/ron-paul-syria-chemical-attack-a-flase-flag/

There is so much more info on Syria. A good start is here: http://thepowerhour.com/news.htm - also, check out the show every weekday morning! AND late night! They are right-wing, not-really, making room for thinking liberals as well! Kinda the mirror-image of the Norman Goldman Show, except with lots of great guests.

update: JOHN KERRY SAYS:

"I’m not asking you to take my word for it. Read for yourself, everyone… the evidence from thousands of sources, evidence that is already publicly available," he added...
...
Kerry said evidence of Syrian complicity in the attack remains classified and will not be shared with the American people...


I wonder if they let SAUDI INTELLIGENCE in on it??